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Tonys_kitten6
  • Town/Country : United States
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 303
  • Number of comments : 28
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About Tonys_kitten6 : I am a crazy girl
I am in a relationship with someone spectacular
I am not a grammar Nazi
I love reading FMLs ;}
And I love talking to new people so you should message me ;D

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Today, I changed my phone number because my old one belonged to a prostitute. My new one belongs to a debtor. FML

#13835312 (119)

I agree, your life sucks (18402) - you deserved it (1799)

On 11/14/2010 at 12:43am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I told my parents that I wanted a little brother. My dad apparently thought it would be funny to tell me that my mom just swallowed my little brother. FML

#13823528 (246)

I agree, your life sucks (43365) - you deserved it (6089)

On 11/13/2010 at 2:14am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I was working on my family genealogy. I found out that my best friend's great-grandfather murdered my great-grandfather. FML

#13337964 (193)

I agree, your life sucks (29110) - you deserved it (2491)

On 10/06/2010 at 12:32am - misc - by cantstoplaughing (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, my friend asked why I always smell like a dead animal carcass. I have no idea. FML

#13185794 (187)

I agree, your life sucks (17065) - you deserved it (5141)

On 09/24/2010 at 7:10pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I was watching tv with my grandpa, and he stops flipping channels on a movie with a hot naked chick getting oiled down. Suddenly the remote lands on my stomach as my mom and grandma walk in the door. They yelled at me for being a pervert for an hour, while my grandpa sat and chuckled. FML

#13180631 (189)

I agree, your life sucks (27534) - you deserved it (2970)

On 09/24/2010 at 6:22am - misc - by Andrew - United States (Indiana)

Today, I was surfing the web for Halloween costumes, and found one labeled "Extreme Girl Nerd". With the wig, the glasses, and the buck-teeth, it looked exactly like me. FML

#13174458 (176)

I agree, your life sucks (19887) - you deserved it (4344)

On 09/23/2010 at 8:24pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Maine)

Today, while I was driving my 27 year old boyfriend 8 hours to a Pokémon event, he realized he didn't bring his DS with him. He cried about it. FML

#12085678 (317)

I agree, your life sucks (31605) - you deserved it (14210)

On 07/24/2010 at 1:47pm - love - by juli (woman) - Taiwan (T'ai-pei)

Today, I came back from a week long class trip. My mother took it upon herself to replace my bed sheets and clean my room. Apparently, she found a note under my mattress from my ex-boyfriend. It said "For all you future dudes, Connor was here first!" FML

#9645798 (165)

I agree, your life sucks (24160) - you deserved it (6996)

On 04/05/2010 at 3:32am - intimacy - by FASHlONABLE - United States (California)

Today, I was in bed with my boyfriend, in the middle of foreplay, and somehow out of my mouth came, "I want to be inside you." I'm a woman. FML

#9066532 (184)

I agree, your life sucks (14353) - you deserved it (6724)

On 03/14/2010 at 3:54am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex, when he finished, seemingly angry. He stood there naked complaining for 15 minutes about how our sex sucked. Then he demanded that I dress him because "it's my fault his clothes were off in the first place". FML

#8980623 (203)

I agree, your life sucks (22278) - you deserved it (3463)

On 03/10/2010 at 8:10pm - intimacy - by cmore - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I was told by my mother that the reason she quit her job as a counselor and divorced my dad was because she met someone through work. She works in a prison. FML

#6441636 (66)

I agree, your life sucks (22187) - you deserved it (1222)

On 11/25/2009 at 1:42am - misc - by CT (man) - United States (Nebraska)



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