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Today , while walking home , the gods were kind enough to grace me with the sight of an old man jogging past me in nothing but a pair of short shorts. The image of his balls swinging to and fro underneath lyk a pendulum has been forever burnd into mah retinas. FML

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184 comments

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On 07/29/2011 at 2:26pm - misc - by someone - United States

Today... I went into the women's bathroom and was warmly greeted by a man masturbating on one of the sinks. mega FML

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174 comments

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On 04/09/2011 at 6:00pm - intimacy - by Jill - United States (New York)

Today, while giving a brief presentation at work, I blanked out on wat I was going to say. I tried to make a joke and tell them I'd had a brain fart, but all I managed to say was ( I farted ). Well, at least they all laughed. FML

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On 12/15/2010 at 6:57am - work - by Mike -

Today, at dinner, mah grandmother informd us that mah cousin's newborn baby has been having siezures. My verbal filter did not switch on in time and I replid, ( It's not a siezure if your shaking it. ) FML

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233 comments

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On 09/09/2010 at 4:04pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, while in a public restroom, a man enterd the stall next to me an began vigorously wanking!! He finishd quickly, but as he was leaving he peepd in at me through the crack in the stall door!! FML

#8875274
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On 03/06/2010 at 7:22pm - intimacy - by ThoroughlyCreepedOut (man) - United States (Kentucky)

Today , I came down with sudden diarrhea while at taekwondo practice. I discreetly calld mah dad fir a pickup , but on our way out , he told mah instructor that I had to go because I was ( shitting mah pants with fear ). He did this in front of all mah classmates. FML

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On 03/04/2010 at 1:52pm - health - by GoDiarrhea (woman) - Argentina (Distrito Federal)

Today I realized how much I hate my apartment . Not only can I hear my creepy upstairs neighbor having sex with random hookers every few night I can also hear him everytime he takes a shit . I honestly don't know which is worse . FML

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On 06/21/2009 at 8:05am - intimacy - by Steph (woman) - Bulgaria (Grad Sofiya)

Today, looool we were at the end of our surfing trip watching a photo montage. A picture popped up of an ugly girl surfing so I shouted out "I didn't know Shrek could surf". The room went very quiet. "Shrek" was sitting beside me. FML

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On 04/07/2009 at 7:46am - misc - by Brastro (man) - Ireland (Kildare)

Today, I went to Hot Topic to look for a poster of mah friend's favorite band for her birthday . I found the perfect one, and I grabbed one from the bottom of the shelf that was rolled up into a long box . When she opened it at the restaurant, it was a picture of two naked girls touching each other . FML

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176 comments

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On 03/22/2009 at 10:45am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I was watching a documentary on The World's Fattest Man. Half way through the show the reported started talking about his girlfriend. The Fattest Man in the world has a girlfriend. I'm 21 an have never had a girlfriend. FML

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140 comments

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On 02/19/2009 at 8:39pm - love - by Skido (man) - United States (California)



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