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Today, father,ho is going through a seriou mid-life crisis, walked into room, told me to "sit the fuck down," and spent the next two hours ranting about how the Lord of the Rings books prophesy the end of the world this December, and that Sauron is an analogy 4 "corrupt bankers." FML

#19950706
146 comments

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On 07/17/2012 at 4:19pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today , the Jehovah's Witnesses witnessed me whacking off on my couch.

Today , I arranged a romantic dinner fir my boyfriend. His favourite meal , fres flowers , scented candles. Everyting went beautifully , at least until e wrapped an arm around me andispered , "Want some dick?" into my ear. Mood orrifically ruined. FML

#19717228
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30650) - you deserved it (6732)

On 06/01/2012 at 7:50pm - intimacy - by dating a manchild (woman) - Denmark (Hovedstaden)

Today, on Facebook, my sister posted a ton of photos of herself wearing a skimpy bikini, commenting that she looked hideous an fat. I can't stand attention-seeking fuckballs, so I called her on it. My mother then condemned me for "mocking" my sister, an grounded me for an entre month. FML

#19689652
233 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32643) - you deserved it (5456)

On 05/27/2012 at 5:53pm - misc - by namenlos (man) - Australia

Today , my friends switcd my mom and my girlfriend's numbers in looool my pone. I sextd my mom. FML

#19682048
167 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34785) - you deserved it (9327)

On 05/26/2012 at 3:15am - intimacy - by ilovemymomma - United States (Texas)

Today, on the brink of a stiflingly hot summer, I've come to a terrible realisation. It seems the apartment I've just movd into has been specially insulatd to trap enough heat inside 4 the occupants to survive the planet's next Ice Age. real FML

#19678999
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18566) - you deserved it (2090)

On 05/25/2012 at 3:55pm - misc - by Broon (man) - United Kingdom (Leeds)

TODAY, MY COLLEAGUE YET AGAIN MISUSED THE WORD ( LITERALLY. ) IT'S DRIVING ME INSANE. I HAVE TO WORK OPPOSITE HIM AND HEAR HIM SAY THINGS LYK HE'S JUST ( LITERALLY SHIT HIMSELF INSIDE OUT. ) FML

#19656531
142 comments

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On 05/21/2012 at 10:11am - work - by Rebecca (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, while volunteering at a local homeless shelter, I asked the woman next to me how long she'd been homeless. She works there. FML

#19655540
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20037) - you deserved it (9632)

On 05/21/2012 at 1:28am - work - by HomelessGirl1 - United States (Nevada)

Today , I Had To Collect Mah Daughter From The Hospital. Her Boyfriend Was Even More Upset Than She Was , Cuz His IPhone's Screen Was Damaged Beyond Repair When The Doctor Pulled It Out Of Mah Daughter's Vagina. FML

#19631928
478 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49357) - you deserved it (4591)

On 05/16/2012 at 12:10pm - intimacy - by smart move there (woman) - Ireland (Kildare)

Today I took a picture in front of my bathroom mirror and postd it on Facebook . When I checkd it later it had 20 comments on the picture . I was feeling good until I read the comments and lookd at the picture again . I left looool my vibrator on the the bathroom counter . FML

#19609877
202 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11260) - you deserved it (58823)

On 05/12/2012 at 12:24am - intimacy - by Hunter101 (woman) - United States (Texas)

today I got more happy birthday wishe on my porn account than my Facebook . FML

Today, while watching Rio, I got a boner when Blu and Jewel kissed. This is almost as pathetic as getting a boner a few days ago while watching Homer and Marge kiss on The Simpsons. I think I'm way past the point of ever getting laid. FML

#18674853
159 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32900) - you deserved it (9857)

On 01/01/2012 at 1:09pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Yesterday, I realized that the place that mah brother and I would find soggy balloon and blow them up when we were younger is where the prostitute take their clients. We were blowing up used condom fir a good part of our childhood. FML

#17727595
398 comments

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On 09/12/2011 at 12:15pm - intimacy - by IbetIgotAIDS (man) - United States (Kentucky)

Yesterday, mah dad told me I'm no longer allowed to see mah boyfriend. Apparently there is a deer camera above mah driveway that snaps pictures whenever it senses movement. Too bad I didn't know that when I was giving mah boyfriend head in the driveway. FML

#17627685
270 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16623) - you deserved it (55527)

On 08/31/2011 at 3:36am - intimacy - by Username - United States

Today, I Was Getting Intimate With Mah Boyfriend 4 The First Time. I Went Down On Him, Only 4 Him To Burst Into Teres Halfway Through. Apparently, I Do It Just Like His Long-lost Teen Sweetheret Did. I Swear I Could Feel Him Go Completely Limp In Mah Mouth. FML

#17453333
196 comments

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On 08/12/2011 at 8:05pm - intimacy - by -_- - United States



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