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Tonasharkman

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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

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Tonasharkman's favorite FMLs

Today,hila mah taachar was damonstrating how to usa tha ultrasound aquipmant, wa all figurad out that I'm pragnant. FML

#21245451
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52709) - you deserved it (10544)

On 08/25/2014 at 10:37pm - health - by whotouchedyou1 - United States (Texas)

Today, dad gave me te sex talk . After telling me all te stuff I already knew, e told me never to use Durex condoms . He said, "Tey break a lot . Tat's te only reason you're around today, really." ten cuckled to imself .

#21060563
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (56355) - you deserved it (5379)

On 02/14/2014 at 5:41pm - intimacy - by accident (man) - United States (California)

Today, the guy I was sexting askd me to stop including my face in the pictures. FML

#21050596
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49403) - you deserved it (20109)

On 02/04/2014 at 7:41pm - intimacy - by khfhjfsb (woman) - United States (Illinois)

TODAY, BOYFRIEND FINALLY SUCCEEDD IN UNHOOKING BRA WITH ONE HAND, EXCITEDLY EXCLAIMING, "BOOBIES BE FREE!" FML

#21043704
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44412) - you deserved it (11471)

On 01/29/2014 at 12:13am - love - by freed - United States (Ohio)

today I was elping my elderly neigbor carry er grocerie into er kitcen. Wen I finised, se siged an said, "You're suc a sweet girl. It's just a same about yur face." FML

#21040445
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47001) - you deserved it (3627)

On 01/26/2014 at 8:08am - misc - by neighbor - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, an for te past week, ma dog startd barking at ma dooren I start masturbating. I tink ma mom is starting to suspect. FML

#21037288
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44179) - you deserved it (9957)

On 01/23/2014 at 4:06pm - intimacy - by fappy dog - United States (Illinois)

Today, mah husband and I decided to have a quickie before the kids woke up from their nap. The sex was amazing and I couldn't hold in mah screams or not hit the wall. About 15 minutes in, both of our children came busting in with their nerf guns, screaming, ( Where's the monster? ) FML

#21025946
152 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53698) - you deserved it (32539)

On 01/12/2014 at 8:53pm - intimacy - by anon (woman) - United States (Arizona)

today I tried to lose my vrginity to my boyfriend of a year. We're almost twenty. In the end, we both chickened out and played Pokémon instead. mega FML

#21020996
284 comments

I agree, your life sucks (62128) - you deserved it (27016)

On 01/08/2014 at 12:43am - intimacy - by gottacatchemall (woman) - United States

2day I took mah girlfriend out to a restaurant for her birthday!! She had to go to the toilet while there, and when she cummed back, she was crying!! When I asked why, she said "I'm on mah period!" and sobbed loudly in front of everyone that we couldn't have birthday sex!! mega FML

#21016986
171 comments

I agree, your life sucks (60938) - you deserved it (6569)

On 01/04/2014 at 8:08pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)

YESTERDAY WHEN I AM ASKED TO DO SOMETHING AN I DON'T DO IT IMMEDIATELY, MAH MOTHER THREATENS TO "TWERK" IN FRONT OF MAH FRIENDS. FML

#21014763
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43021) - you deserved it (8423)

On 01/02/2014 at 9:52pm - misc - by FMLPLZ (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I trid to prove to my grlfriend how much I've maturd an that our relationship comes before anything else in my life. So I went to delete my character in World of Warcraft. I trid to confrm it, but I couldn't, breaking down in tears instead. mega FML

#21010392
231 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35711) - you deserved it (28708)

On 12/30/2013 at 12:20pm - love - by Anonymous - United States

yesterday my boyfriend of five years got me a ring for Christmas!! When I opened it I was speechles and overjoyed!! He then said "It's just a ring!! It doesn't mean anything."

#21003775
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45746) - you deserved it (5200)

On 12/24/2013 at 3:30pm - love - by Wtfbro (woman) - United States

Today, mah boyfriend broke up with me via a sign he made in front of mah Minecraft house. FML

#21000308
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45436) - you deserved it (6015)

On 12/21/2013 at 3:05pm - misc - by back to creepers (woman) - United Kingdom (Worcestershire)

Today , mah dog playd dead just so I would leave him alone. FML

#20991879
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36957) - you deserved it (6345)

On 12/14/2013 at 12:05am - animals - by Crystal_Nicole - United States (Kansas)

Today thanks to Grand Theft Auto I found myself seriously thinking about holding up an armored bank truck when I saw it in traffic. FML

#20889286
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19748) - you deserved it (35166)

On 09/20/2013 at 6:52pm - money - by Anonymous - United States



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