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TodaysDemise
  • Town/Country : Cooper, U.S.A.
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 6 August 1993 (18 years)
  • Number of visits : 175
  • Number of comments : 1
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

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Today, I was in a public restroom with my 4 year old daughter. I took her in the stall with me, and as I was using the restroom she looked down and loudly asked, "Mommy! Why do you have a beard on your peepee?!!" Then I heard everybody in the stalls next to us laughing. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (32428) - you deserved it (8889)

On 08/22/2010 at 2:58am - kids - by Bailey - United States (Nebraska)

Today, I was fired from the restaurant I work at because I missed my shift. I missed it because I was in the hospital for food poisoning from the meal I ate at work last night. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (29607) - you deserved it (1906)

On 07/26/2010 at 12:22am - work - by anon - United States

Today, I was sitting on the couch, computer next to me, lotion on the floor, and my dick in my hand when my roommate walked in on me. Scared and looking me right in the face he says "What's for dinner?". FML

#2177 (44)

I agree, your life sucks (3665) - you deserved it (13251)

On 01/22/2009 at 11:09am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I had to give a speech in front of my class and during my speech I had to say the words "But six"; however, because of my accent it sounded like "Butt sex". For the remainder of the day I was frequently asked about "Butt sex". FML

#1040 (44)

I agree, your life sucks (14090) - you deserved it (1517)

On 01/13/2009 at 1:17pm - intimacy - by Explicit - United States (Massachusetts)