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Today... The Great Deal On Mah New Apartment Has Turned Into A Nightmare. I Keep Hereing Extremely Werd Sounds Almost Every Night... And When I Tried Taking Pics Of The Place Today... Mah Camera's Face Recognition Feature Kept Activating... But Only In Mah Bedroom. I'm Scared Shitless. FML


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On 07/21/2013 at 4:54pm - misc - by notenoughunderwearintheworld (man) - South Africa (KwaZulu-Natal)

Today, my usband got out of te sower, came downstars naked screaming ''EMBRACE THE HARDNESS!!'' Little did e know, my step moter was sitting rigt tere at te kitcen table. FML


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On 04/26/2011 at 1:28pm - intimacy - by Scarlett - United States (Washington)

Yesterday, I broke up wit my boyfriend. He ten told me tat e will love me forever, wait fir me and will follow me to te ends of te eart. Apparently, tat means standing outside my door and calling my ouse pone every five minutes. It's been 3 ours straigt now. FML


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On 12/09/2010 at 1:00am - love - by Anonymous -

Today, as I put on mah pajamas, a large spider ran down mah leg. After freaking out, killing it, and recomposing myself, I went to the bathroom. As I sat down to go to the toilet, I looked up to see hundreds of babby spiders hanging over mah head. FML


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On 11/21/2009 at 6:40am - animals - by AussieGirl (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

yesterday I got a letter in the mail saying I'm being sued by the guy that broke into my house last week. When I walked in and saw him I tackled him punched him in the face a time or two and restrained him with zip ties. I now have to pay for his broken nose and face charges of assault. FML


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On 11/07/2009 at 12:01pm - misc - by ShouldHaveLetHimTakeTheTV (man) - United States (Wisconsin)

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  • Hi there Friday, great to see you again! What are we going to talk about this week? It's the same question that most people ask themselves while strolling into their usual bar on a Friday night, on their way to…

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