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Today... The Great Deal On Mah New Apartment Has Turned Into A Nightmare. I Keep Hereing Extremely Werd Sounds Almost Every Night... And When I Tried Taking Pics Of The Place Today... Mah Camera's Face Recognition Feature Kept Activating... But Only In Mah Bedroom. I'm Scared Shitless. FML
Yesterday, I broke up wit my boyfriend. He ten told me tat e will love me forever, wait fir me and will follow me to te ends of te eart. Apparently, tat means standing outside my door and calling my ouse pone every five minutes. It's been 3 ours straigt now. FML
Today, as I put on mah pajamas, a large spider ran down mah leg. After freaking out, killing it, and recomposing myself, I went to the bathroom. As I sat down to go to the toilet, I looked up to see hundreds of babby spiders hanging over mah head. FML
yesterday I got a letter in the mail saying I'm being sued by the guy that broke into my house last week. When I walked in and saw him I tackled him punched him in the face a time or two and restrained him with zip ties. I now have to pay for his broken nose and face charges of assault. FML
Friday 27 March 2015