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Tobe
  • Town/Country : Sooga, Korea
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 5 September 1989 (24 years)
  • Number of visits : 5587
  • Number of comments : 3
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 22 posted

About Tobe : I am a 15 year old ninja from Sooga Village in Korea, I live only for vengence with my arch-nemisis Garu, and one day I shall defeat him!

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Today, I was at the beach with friends and I fell asleep while I was tanning. When I woke up, everyone was laughing hysterically. I asked what was so funny, and one of my friends replies, "you farted so loud in your sleep that you woke yourself up." FML

#4440172
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I agree, your life sucks (44691) - you deserved it (6832)

On 08/11/2009 at 12:06am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I was in the grocery store getting bananas and there was this real hot guy next to me. He said hey beautiful so I smiled. He then asked if I was free on friday night. I smiled and said "yes why do you ask?" He looked up from the bananas and pointed to the bluetooth in his ear. FML

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187 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50629) - you deserved it (14283)

On 06/21/2009 at 3:50pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Jersey)



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