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About Tobe : I am a 15 year old ninja from Sooga Village in Korea, I live only for vengence with my arch-nemisis Garu, and one day I shall defeat him!
How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/
Today, I was at the beach with friends and I fell asleep while I was tanning. When I woke up, everyone was laughing hysterically. I asked what was so funny, and one of my friends replies, "you farted so loud in your sleep that you woke yourself up." FML
Today, I was in the grocery store getting bananas and there was this real hot guy next to me. He said hey beautiful so I smiled. He then asked if I was free on friday night. I smiled and said "yes why do you ask?" He looked up from the bananas and pointed to the bluetooth in his ear. FML
Friday 30 January 2015