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ToastedOats

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  • Number of visits : 5033
  • Number of comments : 16
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Visits<b>zskninoh</b> - the 07/04/2016 at 2:42pm<b>Torvaltz</b> - the 02/01/2016 at 1:39am<b>DreamerIsAwake</b> - the 11/09/2015 at 12:11am<b>Raelthelamb</b> - the 09/30/2015 at 9:55am<b>Formula86</b> - the 07/24/2015 at 12:41am<b>horseh</b> - the 04/03/2015 at 1:12am<b>rowanrules41</b> - the 11/29/2014 at 12:25am<b>Tyde</b> - the 10/12/2014 at 4:21am<b>Matthew86</b> - the 05/15/2014 at 6:24pm<b>666kkk</b> - the 05/06/2014 at 5:13pm<b>kirasen</b> - the 02/23/2014 at 1:10pm<b>vanessuhm</b> - the 02/06/2014 at 9:46pm<b>dandee_one</b> - the 01/04/2014 at 11:32pm<b>leisl14</b> - the 08/06/2009 at 4:34pm<b>Baltesquire</b> - the 06/07/2009 at 1:00pm<b>mari0958</b> - the 05/25/2009 at 12:56am<b>Nikooooooooooooo</b> - the 05/15/2009 at 12:58am<b>chinesechicken</b> - the 05/11/2009 at 12:17pm

Fucked!<b>zskninoh</b> - the 07/04/2016 at 8:42pm<b>horseh</b> - the 04/03/2015 at 7:12am

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ToastedOats's favorite FMLs

Today, I walked out to my car to see a broken window, a bunch of stuff missing, egg shells, and a note that read "stop banging my boyfriend". I haven't had anyone in over a year. FML

by gkline09 / 08/06/2009 at 1:28am / United States / Transportation

Today, was my birthday. My friends love to play pranks on me. So when I entered the door for my surprise party, I became aware of the surroundings. There was nothing. Everyone was staring as I slowly entered the room. When I closed the door behind me, a freaking bucket of pee fell all over me. FML

by fmylifebadddd / 04/18/2009 at 12:44am / United States (Louisiana) / Miscellaneous

Today, my girlfriend left her phone on a bus. With no way to pick it up, I drove 40 miles through Friday night Boston traffic to get it from the bus company office. It took me four hours. Bored in traffic, I discovered the texts from her other boyfriend. FML

by Safe / 04/17/2009 at 7:15pm / United States (New Jersey) / Love

Today, I went on a date with a guy for the first time. We went to Starbucks and got coffee. We talked for a while, and we were joking and having a good time. Suddenly, he put his hand on my stomach and said, "Soon, this will be plump with my seed." FML

by creepermagnet / 04/06/2009 at 3:39pm / United States (Maryland) / Love