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About ToastGurl : Okay, hola, my name is Jen. I may be pretty young, but I like to believe I act well over my age. ;)

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Today, I was in a public restroom with my 4 year old daughter. I took her in the stall with me, and as I was using the restroom she looked down and loudly asked, "Mommy! Why do you have a beard on your peepee?!!" Then I heard everybody in the stalls next to us laughing. FML


I agree, your life sucks (41673) - you deserved it (12553)

On 08/22/2010 at 2:58am - kids - by Bailey - United States (Nebraska)

Today, I was at the grocery store and this hot guy was staring at my ass, so I smiled at him. My mother noticed he was checking my ass out, and she approached him and said "I know she has a big ass, but it's rude to stare, son." FML


I agree, your life sucks (39326) - you deserved it (4935)

On 08/09/2010 at 3:07am - intimacy - by hard - Canada (Ontario)

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