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Today, I held a door open for a sweet old lady with a walker. After she went through the door, she turned and said, "That's not how you're gonna get into my pants, son." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (35468) - you deserved it (3703)

On 01/18/2013 at 10:25am - misc - by Keastwood013 - United States

Today, while I was having sex, he stopped, looked at me all seriously and said, "Permission to climax, ma'am?" FML

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169 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44347) - you deserved it (9222)

On 01/14/2013 at 12:58pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I decided to go to a UV-light party dressed all in white. Before leaving, my little brother dumped a glass of tomato juice over my head saying, "Now you look just like a used tampon!" FML

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93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38400) - you deserved it (4815)

On 01/13/2013 at 10:49am - misc - by Mary - Czech Republic

Today, my girlfriend of three days asked if we could start naming our future children. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (31892) - you deserved it (4417)

On 03/15/2012 at 10:21pm - love - by spermbankonlegs (man) - United States (Ohio)



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