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Tmas95

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Tmas95

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 25 May 1995 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 144
  • Number of comments : 5
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About Tmas95 : Just a bored college kid that has nothing better to do than be on this app. I love music and playing any instrument I can get my hands on. I'm always down to chat, and looking for new friends. If you want to chat, just drop me a message or kik me at Rockenbaugh95 if thats your thing!

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Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.

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In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!

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Tmas95's favorite FMLs

Today, I was babysitting my nephew and we decided to color together. He drew a picture of someone who looked dead, almost zombie-like, while everyone else looked pretty normal. When I asked who it was, he said in a serious, scary voice, "It's you." FML

#21088838
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35073) - you deserved it (3625)

On 03/17/2014 at 5:51am - kids - by BondingTime - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I got home late from work, so I decided to make myself a microwave meal. I pierced the plastic film several times. A little too loudly for my hateful bastard of a neighbor, I guess, because he called the cops on me, claiming he heard gunshots from my apartment. FML

#21077955
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40453) - you deserved it (2869)

On 03/04/2014 at 3:44pm - misc - by fuck you, jack (man) - United States (Massachusetts)



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