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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 25 June 1991 (24 years)
  • <3 status : Single
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 8 posted

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Today, my cat tried to jump up to the window, and missed. This would have been hilarious if I had not been sleeping under that same window, and then caught him with my face. FML


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On 07/31/2014 at 1:28pm - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was shopping at Walmart, when I saw a really good deal on some bacon. Before I could take any, a huge-ass woman stormed over, kicked my cart down the aisle, and snatched every single packet for herself. And I actually got upset over this. FML


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On 05/08/2012 at 1:57pm - misc - by wtf is wrong with my country (man) - United States

Today, I went over to my friend's house. We were teasing each other, when she stood up and began to jokingly walk away. Trying to be cute, I tried to pull her onto my knee. I miscalculated and she ended up sitting right on my boner. FML


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