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by Anonymous / 09/11/2013 at 10:16am / United States (Oregon) / Love
Today, I was watching my 3-year-old sister play in the bathtub. She started screaming at her toys, saying "You're staying under the water until you DIE!" She then looked at me and cackled. I share a room with this demon child. FML
by ktiskool / 08/01/2013 at 12:03am / United States (Missouri) / Kids
Today, I have an ear infection. The pain from it radiates from my ear all the way down the left side of my face, so my doctor prescribed me something that makes half of my face numb and pretty much unusable. Tomorrow, I have to give a presentation on strokes for my med class. Go figure. FML
by Anonymous / 11/20/2012 at 5:41am / United States (California) / Health
Today, I overheard my husband talking to our 6 year-old about animals for a project. I listened, thinking it was cute, until my husband said gleefully, "Remember to say this in your project: octopuses have 8 testicles." FML
by daddoesn'tknowbest / 10/13/2011 at 8:24am / United States / Kids
by Anonymous / 07/09/2009 at 12:27pm / France (Midi-Pyrenees) / Miscellaneous
by Offended / 02/19/2009 at 2:09am / United States (New York) / Health
by Noname / 02/14/2009 at 11:48am / United States (New Jersey) / Love
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