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  • Number of visits : 828
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Today, I drunkenly hooked up with my friend's cousin. After trying to stick his finger up my butt, he blacked out on top of me with his penis still hard inside me. I tried yelling his name and pushing him off, with no success. I ended up having to call my friend to help me. FML

Today, I tried to see if you can kick yourself in the nuts. You can. FML

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241 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5358) - you deserved it (60971)

On 02/23/2010 at 4:28am - misc - by nutcracker (man) - Slovenia (Bohinj)

Today, while cleaning up, I dropped a box of thumbtacks, spilling them all over the floor. As I fumbled to pick them up, the power went out. FML

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142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44838) - you deserved it (3353)

On 10/01/2009 at 6:31pm - misc - by Ouchies (woman) - United States (Florida) - moderated by Kevin Nealon

Today, for April fools I decided to set off the smoke detectors in my friend's apartment while he was sleeping and saran wrap the outside of his bedroom doorway so he would smack into it. Instead, he jumped out the window and broke his leg. FML

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236 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18730) - you deserved it (110198)

On 04/01/2009 at 4:06pm - health - by nic (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I drunkenly buried my girlfriend's recently deceased cat. Later she asked to see it and came back inside crying. It turns out I didn't bury it completely and its two back legs were poking out of the dirt. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (7314) - you deserved it (39831)

On 01/30/2009 at 7:49pm - animals - by jf29 - United States (Ohio)



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