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  • Title : Mister
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  • Number of visits : 1110
  • Number of comments : 164
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Visits<b>MindGames</b> - the 03/03/2016 at 10:46am<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 01/16/2016 at 7:11pm<b>NozomiTojo</b> - the 11/01/2015 at 5:17pm<b>ZelmaSlayer</b> - the 10/28/2015 at 3:17pm<b>randy72501</b> - the 10/27/2015 at 6:28pm<b>Awesome58422599</b> - the 06/18/2015 at 12:51am<b>bethyc4</b> - the 03/21/2015 at 12:46pm<b>cmonger</b> - the 03/13/2015 at 6:47pm<b>baconthatsausage</b> - the 10/24/2014 at 10:02am<b>alexmac222</b> - the 01/24/2014 at 10:24pm<b>Thursdayxo</b> - the 10/25/2013 at 12:25am<b>hunteryager</b> - the 05/17/2013 at 2:58pm<b>Kinijo</b> - the 02/18/2013 at 2:40pm<b></b> - the 01/24/2011 at 4:24pm<b>talun</b> - the 12/09/2010 at 1:13pm<b>EmoFromMiramar</b> - the 12/07/2010 at 5:14pm<b>ghostland</b> - the 12/06/2010 at 1:54pm<b>judetheobvious</b> - the 10/13/2010 at 3:27pm

Fucked!<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 01/17/2016 at 1:11am

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Timmo's favorite FMLs

Today, I drunkenly hooked up with my friend's cousin. After trying to stick his finger up my butt, he blacked out on top of me with his penis still hard inside me. I tried yelling his name and pushing him off, with no success. I ended up having to call my friend to help me. FML

by lendahandmanda / 02/23/2010 at 7:01pm / United States (California) / Intimacy

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Today, I tried to see if you can kick yourself in the nuts. You can. FML

by nutcracker / 02/23/2010 at 4:28am / Slovenia (Bohinj) / Miscellaneous

Today, while cleaning up, I dropped a box of thumbtacks, spilling them all over the floor. As I fumbled to pick them up, the power went out. FML

by Ouchies / 10/01/2009 at 6:31pm / United States (Florida) / Miscellaneous

Today, I found out my boyfriend stacks things on me while I sleep. Apparently his record is 4 pillows, a textbook, and the cat. FML

by Anonymous / 08/06/2009 at 7:11am / United States (California) / Animals

Today, for April fools I decided to set off the smoke detectors in my friend's apartment while he was sleeping and saran wrap the outside of his bedroom doorway so he would smack into it. Instead, he jumped out the window and broke his leg. FML

by nic / 04/01/2009 at 4:06pm / United States (Virginia) / Health

Today, I drunkenly buried my girlfriend's recently deceased cat. Later she asked to see it and came back inside crying. It turns out I didn't bury it completely and its two back legs were poking out of the dirt. FML

by jf29 / 01/30/2009 at 7:49pm / United States (Ohio) / Animals