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Timmo
  • Town/Country : Nottingham, England
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 642
  • Number of comments : 164
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, I drunkenly hooked up with my friend's cousin. After trying to stick his finger up my butt, he blacked out on top of me with his penis still hard inside me. I tried yelling his name and pushing him off, with no success. I ended up having to call my friend to help me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (6338) - you deserved it (14623)

On 02/23/2010 at 7:01pm - intimacy - by lendahandmanda (woman) - United States (California)

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Today, I tried to see if you can kick yourself in the nuts. You can. FML

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239 comments

I agree, your life sucks (3726) - you deserved it (47741)

On 02/23/2010 at 4:28am - misc - by nutcracker (man) - Slovenia (Bohinj)

Today, while cleaning up, I dropped a box of thumbtacks, spilling them all over the floor. As I fumbled to pick them up, the power went out. FML

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147 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38368) - you deserved it (2900)

On 10/01/2009 at 6:31pm - misc - by Ouchies (woman) - United States (Florida) - moderated by Kevin Nealon

Today, I found out my boyfriend stacks things on me while I sleep. Apparently his record is 4 pillows, a textbook, and the cat. FML

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280 comments

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On 08/06/2009 at 7:11am - animals - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, for April fools I decided to set off the smoke detectors in my friend's apartment while he was sleeping and saran wrap the outside of his bedroom doorway so he would smack into it. Instead, he jumped out the window and broke his leg. FML

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On 04/01/2009 at 4:06pm - health - by nic (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I drunkenly buried my girlfriend's recently deceased cat. Later she asked to see it and came back inside crying. It turns out I didn't bury it completely and its two back legs were poking out of the dirt. FML

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On 01/30/2009 at 7:49pm - animals - by jf29 - United States (Ohio)



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