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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 19 August 1988 (26 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 74
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About TimPemberton : I'm just a simple country boy and I love my family and friends!!!!

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