Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

Tim2415

Offline (the 01/21/2015 at 9:25am) | Search for a member

Tim2415

2Liked!

  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 411
  • Number of comments : 27
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About Tim2415 : MSG me anytime...

Tim2415's page activity

Visits<b>grace12800</b> - the 01/06/2015 at 1:17pm<b>bigjake</b> - the 12/16/2014 at 12:46pm<b>damwoods</b> - the 12/02/2014 at 1:45pm<b>robebr88</b> - the 11/16/2014 at 11:23am<b>12goldfish69</b> - the 11/06/2014 at 1:22pm<b>BBlah</b> - the 10/17/2014 at 9:35pm<b>staaacey</b> - the 10/16/2014 at 9:14pm<b>Soviet_American</b> - the 10/11/2014 at 9:59am<b>BBeffedmylife</b> - the 10/11/2014 at 2:44am<b>Batgirl124</b> - the 10/10/2014 at 10:23pm<b>TheNiceOne</b> - the 10/10/2014 at 6:43am<b>Abbey1598</b> - the 10/10/2014 at 12:33am<b>Nevracceptdefeat</b> - the 10/09/2014 at 8:26pm<b>Larissa24</b> - the 10/09/2014 at 1:24pm<b>CoGhostRider</b> - the 10/09/2014 at 8:58am<b>Gundai</b> - the 10/09/2014 at 5:40am<b>abattior</b> - the 10/09/2014 at 4:25am<b>Araizaboi</b> - the 09/28/2014 at 2:46pm

Liked!<b>BBlah</b> - the 10/09/2014 at 2:27pm<b>Araizaboi</b> - the 09/28/2014 at 8:46pm

Tim2415's FML badges

I like your style

You've liked someone. How cute!

Checking you out

You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.

Why am I up so early?

You commented on an FML between 6 and 7 am.

See all of Tim2415's badges

Tim2415's favorite FMLs

Today, I was getting ready, when I heard my dad in the shower. He was singing along to the song "The Wheel in the Sky" by Journey. Except he'd changed the lyrics and was singing, "The dick on this guy needs a rubbin'." It turns out my mom was in the shower with him. FML

#20634724
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (61900) - you deserved it (5006)

On 05/01/2013 at 12:13pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I summoned the courage to call my abusive mother-in-law about her non-payment of the money I stupidly lent her last year. She replied, "Why don't you go deepthroat a cactus, then we'll talk about it, cunt." and then hung up on me. FML

#20628087
180 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53338) - you deserved it (6563)

On 04/28/2013 at 4:44pm - money - by a tad whipped (man) - Australia

Today, I overheard my boyfriend telling his buddies that the main reason he got into video game modding was so he could put a virtual version of me in his games and "shoot the fuck out of that bitch". FML

#20627653
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51182) - you deserved it (6809)

On 04/28/2013 at 1:32pm - love - by gibbette (woman) - United Arab Emirates (Dubai)

Today, for the third time this week, a telemarketer called me. Seriously annoyed, I told him in German that I don't speak English, in an attempt to get rid of him. He then started delivering his product pitch in German. FML

#20627240
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50423) - you deserved it (11226)

On 04/28/2013 at 9:57am - misc - by Anonymous - China (Shanghai)



Idan Schneider's illustrated FML

The Artist's interview

All illustrated FMLs

FML's blog

  • Idan Schneider's illustrated FML
  • Oi! Stop "playing" that digeridoo and get out! There, now that I've tidied up my apartment, we can begin. How are you all doing? Have you got your leather jacket out of storage to go hang out down at…

Thursday 22 January 2015

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: