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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 31 May 1998 (16 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 368
  • Number of comments : 88
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About TiiBags : I love drawing, swimming, archery, playing guitar, reading, listening to music, gaming and hanging out with friends. Maths, English, science and IT are all my A subjects, which I love too. Currently in grade 10. I once managed to make the biggest prude burst out laughing at public speaking. She was the judge. My friends say my ability to argue yet make them laugh at the same time is fantastic. Overal my evaluation was 'quizzical'. I'm just a hopeless romantic; I played guatar for a girl in a higher geade I like earlier this year. I hadn't even spoken to her twice. The the first time I gave her my number XD. Just because I live in South Africa doesn't mean I'm black. Why am I telling you all this? Well why are you reading it?

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Today, I finished a painting I'd spent 3 weeks working on for an exhibition. When I came back from lunch, my cat was perched above it on my desk. He looked at me, then down at the painting, then jumped down onto it. He slipped and smeared the wet paint everywhere, ruining the whole thing. FML

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91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28257) - you deserved it (4913)

On 12/14/2014 at 3:28pm - animals - by I'm Trading Up For A Dog (woman) - Finland (Western Finland)

Today, I was informed that my uneven facial features make me seem "untrustworthy." Glad to know my unchangeable physical appearance doubles as a character flaw. FML

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66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27157) - you deserved it (2114)

On 12/14/2014 at 2:56am - misc - by lopsided (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I came home late from work. As I got out of my car, I noticed a child-shaped silhouette in my bedroom window. I almost shat myself, since I live alone. I searched the whole house, sobbing in fear, only to find no trace of whatever or whoever I'd seen. FML

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152 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38103) - you deserved it (3148)

On 11/26/2014 at 3:45pm - misc - by void bowels() { cry(); } (man) - United Kingdom (Caerphilly)

Today, I was so lonely, I caught myself whispering to my food just so I had someone to talk to. FML

Today, I got yelled at by a bleeding-heart hippy in the restroom for using paper towels. Apparently I'm a "tree-hating, paper-wasting bitch". I had a nosebleed. FML

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121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33909) - you deserved it (2567)

On 09/22/2014 at 1:41pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)



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