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Tigerblossom

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Tigerblossom
  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 17 July 1996 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1625
  • Number of comments : 44
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 8 posted

About Tigerblossom : I like listening to music.
My iPod has every type of music. Except for jazz.
I love soccer and I play for my college.
I used to read all the time but now I've been super busy
I actually like school
I'm one of my only friends who has a license.
I never text and drive and neither should anyone else.
I'd rather play laser tag than watch a movie
I'm probably the coolest weird person you'll meet

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Yesterday , I thought I was finally over my anxiety problem , and confidently went to my first ever job interview. Halfway through , the manager tells me that if I didn't stop being so nervous , he couldn't give me the job. I cried. FML

#21269405
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37234) - you deserved it (4578)

On 10/02/2014 at 4:56am - work - by rejected - United Kingdom (Essex)

Today, mah drunk husband cummed home, got into bed, and started humping the body pillow. He ended up whining about how I hadn't come yet, then angrily slurred that I must be cheating on him. All I could do was stay quiet and wonder how the idiot even made it home alive. FML

#21266933
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48138) - you deserved it (3550)

On 09/28/2014 at 11:30am - intimacy - by tw@ (woman) - United Kingdom (Hertford)

Taday my brother told my 3 year old son that cool kids call there parents by there real names. This wouldn't be half as bad if he hadn't also convinced my son that my real name was Satan. FML

#21247749
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40583) - you deserved it (3831)

On 08/29/2014 at 8:35am - kids - by Amithatevil - Japan (Kanagawa)

Today I was carrying my four-month-old son in a checkout line. An older couple behind us remarked that I would spoil my son if looool I carried him everywhere. My son responded by projectile vomiting all over the wife then looked at me an giggled. FML

Today, mah girlfriend thought it'd be witty to buy a miniature stop sign, an hold it uphen she gets bored during sex . FML

#21180516
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50595) - you deserved it (14261)

On 06/19/2014 at 10:37am - love - by stopinthenameoflove - Ireland (Dublin)

Today... my students turnd in teir male figure artwork. One absolute idiot ad te smart idea of drawing me and te TA as some kind of gay lovers. I was torn between disgust at te explicitness... anger at te disrespect... and yet awe at ow well-drawn it was. FML

#21165062
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42838) - you deserved it (6231)

On 06/06/2014 at 3:00pm - work - by confusing (man) - Zimbabwe

Yesterday, I woke up in the middle of the night to my wife muttering "God, I want you so bad"!! Figuring she was either talking to me or longing fir the second cumming of Christ, I turnd over to see which!! Turnd out she was rubbing one out to some guy's Facebook photo on her phone!! FML

#21157398
159 comments

I agree, your life sucks (61000) - you deserved it (6726)

On 05/30/2014 at 6:05pm - intimacy - by lahiros (man) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, mah four year old son cummed into the restroom while I was applying mah make-up, and asked me "Mommy, r you putting on make-up so that someone will love you?" mega FML

TODAY, I SAW A CUTE GUY AN DECIDED TO SAY HI . AS I STARTED TO THINK ABOUT THINGS TO TALK ABOUT, ONE STORY IN PARTICULAR ABOUT A DRUMMER WHO LOOKED LIKE JESUS STUCK OUT IN MY MIND . I WAS SO NERVOUS THAT INSTEAD OF SAYING HI, I BLURTED OUT, "SOME PEOPLE LOOK LIKE JESUS!" AN TOOK OFF . FML

YESTERDAY, MAH 808 AREA CODE PHONE NUMBER HAS YET AGAIN BEEN MISTAKEN 4 A 1-800 NUMBER . I'VE BEEN GETTING PHONE CALLS AT THREE IN THE MORNING FROM PEOPLE ON THE EAST COASTHO ARE TRYING TO RETURN THIER SHOES . THEY WANT TO SPEAK TO MAH SUPERVISOR BECAUSE I "DON'T SOUND PROFESSIONAL ENOUGH." FML

TODAY MY MOTHER TOOK ME TO GO AND SEE MY GRANDFATHER,HO I HADN'T SEEN SINCE I WAS 4. THE FIRST THING HE SAID TO ME WAS, "PFWOARR, LOOK AT THOSE TITS." BIG FAT FML

#21085518
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54669) - you deserved it (5752)

On 03/13/2014 at 5:34am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia

Today, I told my husband to giva our dog a bathhila I was at work . Whan I raturnad homa, I found my dog, along with my husband, in tha bath togathar . FML

#21074688
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41917) - you deserved it (9594)

On 03/01/2014 at 3:23am - animals - by lacy - United States (Kentucky)

Today... I was aving some kinky sex wit girlfriend. Wen I said "You've been a bad girl"... se looked at me wide-eyed and asked very seriously... "Wat did I do?" FML

#21068134
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50868) - you deserved it (9309)

On 02/22/2014 at 12:39am - intimacy - by awkward (man) - United States

Today, while driving, I saw a dog run across the road. Feeling sorry for the pup on a cold, rainy night, I pulled my car over to pick it up. Once in, it started freaking out so I turned on the light. It was then that I realized I'd just put a wild coyote on my passenger seat. FML



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