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TigerTattoo

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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 3 May 1991 (23 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 2706
  • Number of comments : 6
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About TigerTattoo : Hi everyone :)

Here's the 411about me:
I love tigers!
I like to rave
I love the tv show Supernatural!
I like almost all music genres and way to many movies to count... hee hee
I like to flirt, sing, dance, exercise and read FML stories.

I like to talk about anything and everything, so hit me up :)

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TigerTattoo's favorite FMLs

Today, we were in the car with my puppy, who favours my sister. She had been sat on her lap for a while, when she stood up and climbed onto my lap. I was really pleased until she peed on me and then went straight back to my sister. FML

#13082882
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29963) - you deserved it (3027)

On 09/17/2010 at 2:30am - misc - by PuppyPeeTimee. - United Kingdom (Cambridgeshire)

Today, I finally decided to do regular biology rather than honors biology, thinking honors would be too hard. My first day in regular biology, my lab partner asked me whether a rock was alive or not. FML

Today, my boyfriend and I were trying to have intercourse for the first time. One minute into it, he got nervous and farted. What's worse is that his fart scared him, and he asked "What was that?" FML

#9407867
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35371) - you deserved it (5983)

On 03/26/2010 at 7:58pm - intimacy - by Haley. - United States (Arizona)

Today, I reached a new low and embarrased my entire family. While in the frozen section of Walmart, I dropped to my knees and let out a horrific, agonizing scream, when I found out they were out of Strawberry Toaster Strudels. FML

#8719561
454 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7240) - you deserved it (53555)

On 02/28/2010 at 2:17pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I heard my daughter scream at my son through the bathroom door, "Are you jacking off in there or something?" and him scream back at her "Shut up you fucking cunt!" My daughter is 7 and my son is 8. FML

#2772494
819 comments

I agree, your life sucks (119750) - you deserved it (74049)

On 06/10/2009 at 2:09pm - intimacy - by badmom (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, my friends and I were drinking boba. On the side of the cup it said "Please drink carefully to avoid choking on the Boba". I started to laugh at the ridiculousness of the label, and choked on the boba in a coughing fit. FML

#296354
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12992) - you deserved it (62862)

On 03/13/2009 at 12:24am - misc - by Noname (woman) - United States (California)



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