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  • Birth Date : Tuesday 9 July 1991 (23 years)
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  • Number of visits : 974
  • Number of comments : 2
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, my physics teacher asked who had implants. I raised my hand. Then he asked me to show him the implants. Shocked at his request I called him a perv. I later discovered he meant dental implants as he was teaching x rays not breast implants. FML

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166 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12580) - you deserved it (111077)

On 03/07/2009 at 8:40am - misc - by Noname - Pakistan (Islamabad)

Today, I had to run to catch my train, so I didn't get the chance to buy a ticket. When the conductor was in sight, I saw he was a young man and I opened my top a little, in hopes of not having to pay a fine. When I told him I didn't buy a ticket he said: "Close your top, I'm gay". FML

#232857
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23677) - you deserved it (150501)

On 03/07/2009 at 7:03am - intimacy - by Mulee (woman) - Belgium (Brussels Hoofdstedelijk Gewest)

Today, I was at church and saw a blind teenager who obviously felt lost. Feeling like I should help I went over and asked if he needed anything. He said, "I can't find my caretaker." I asked, "What does she look like?" FML

#159157
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15079) - you deserved it (59506)

On 02/28/2009 at 2:59am - misc - by wideman (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was a TA for a history class and the class was taking a test. About halfway through, I noticed one kid had a small piece of paper in his hand. I ran up the row, grabbed his test, and ripped it into four pieces. Then I took the note from him. It said "I believe in you, -Mom." FML

#142104
953 comments

I agree, your life sucks (72941) - you deserved it (421423)

On 02/26/2009 at 10:30am - work - by Noname - United States (Michigan)

Today, I woke up next to my girlfriend. When she asked me to pick up her thong from behind my bed I realized there were two. I didn't pick up hers. FML

#18252
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13208) - you deserved it (147011)

On 02/09/2009 at 7:41pm - misc - by Dulieu (man) - United States (Rhode Island)



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