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About Thunderlaxus : Ultimate Frisbee is my passion! If you have never tried it, look up a club near you. It's a lot cooler then it sounds, and sportsmanlike as HELL. Also a fanatic League of Legends lover. Hit me up if you want to talk:) Number eight!
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Today, my boyfriend complained all day about being bored, so wanting to cheer him up, I put on some sexy clothes and went to his house. I got on his bed in my underwear and called him over. He quickly decided he'd rather play Diablo for the next five hours instead. FML
Today, I was ringing an elderly gentleman up at work. As I went to package up the buns he ordered, he held up a hand and told me to wait. He then looked me in the eyes, started squeezing them, then winked and told me to go ahead. I've never felt so violated. FML
Friday 5 February 2016