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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 10 November 1993 (22 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 333
  • Number of comments : 61
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About Thunderlaxus : Ultimate Frisbee is my passion! If you have never tried it, look up a club near you. It's a lot cooler then it sounds, and sportsmanlike as HELL. Also a fanatic League of Legends lover. Hit me up if you want to talk:) Number eight!

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Today, my boyfriend complained all day about being bored, so wanting to cheer him up, I put on some sexy clothes and went to his house. I got on his bed in my underwear and called him over. He quickly decided he'd rather play Diablo for the next five hours instead. FML


I agree, your life sucks (57631) - you deserved it (8372)

On 06/04/2014 at 11:52am - intimacy - by Justawoman (woman) - Denmark (Midtjylland)

Today, I was ringing an elderly gentleman up at work. As I went to package up the buns he ordered, he held up a hand and told me to wait. He then looked me in the eyes, started squeezing them, then winked and told me to go ahead. I've never felt so violated. FML


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On 02/04/2014 at 4:42pm - love - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Bristol, City of)

Today, I woke up from a drunken one-night-stand. The person I slept with turned out to be heavily pregnant. She tried to convince me that I am the father and that I passed out for 7 months. FML

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