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ThriceWritten
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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 15 September 1995 (19 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 3171
  • Number of comments : 17
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 17 posted

About ThriceWritten : I'm a writer and a college student. Just here for fun. Nothing special.

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ThriceWritten's favorite FMLs

Today, I had a dream that I was trying to pop a balloon. Nothing I did was working, so I put it between my knees and tried to pop it that way. Immediately, I woke up to the sound of frantic hissing and meowing. As it turns out, I was trying to pop the cat. FML

#18312960
155 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34609) - you deserved it (6052)

On 11/21/2011 at 11:46pm - animals - by furryballoon (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I got my braces off. I also got my tongue pierced. Both by my orthodontist. FML

#18273711
158 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38942) - you deserved it (3212)

On 11/17/2011 at 4:27pm - health - by OUCH. - United States

Today, I introduced my Chinese-born girlfriend to the rest of the family. My uncle immediately blurted out, "He's dating a communist." FML

#18242988
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35889) - you deserved it (4546)

On 11/14/2011 at 12:23am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I ran into my boyfriend's dad. His exact words were, "Call me when you're ready to feel what a real man can do to you." FML

#18145171
321 comments

I agree, your life sucks (66272) - you deserved it (4909)

On 11/03/2011 at 3:29am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I completed the arduous, nearly hour-long process of answering the eHarmony dating questionnaire, only to be told my answers were too "unique" for them to match me with anyone. I had chosen "the world" as my distance range. FML

#18138545
240 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36944) - you deserved it (5533)

On 11/02/2011 at 2:14pm - love - by DrakeScott (man) - United States (Maine)

Today, I went to the store to pick up some tampons. After waiting in line for about 10 minutes, the male cashier looked at me when I was leaving and said, "Have a nice... week!" FML

#18023767
213 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31780) - you deserved it (4664)

On 10/19/2011 at 3:36pm - misc - by sarah (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I saw an unbelievably cute guy. He caught my eye and began to walk towards me. I adjusted myself and flashed him a smile. He came up to me, smiled back, and said "Hi, do you have a minute for gay rights?" FML

#17987408
173 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38805) - you deserved it (7947)

On 10/15/2011 at 2:58am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, my brother in law got into a fight with my husband. My pregnant sister was yelling at her husband to stop beating my husband up. When I came into the room, I asked why they were fighting. You'll never guess who the real father of my sister's baby is. FML

#17977094
275 comments

I agree, your life sucks (68196) - you deserved it (3462)

On 10/13/2011 at 7:20pm - love - by Good sister (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I woke up next to my boss naked. We are both women and she is married. Work should be interesting tomorrow. FML

#17839569
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21996) - you deserved it (46381)

On 09/26/2011 at 2:20pm - intimacy - by BigBananaLover - United States (California)

Today, I found out that my ex-girlfriend, the girl I completely love, is now dating my father. She tried giving me the "I know I'm not your mother..." speech. FML

#17823429
257 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55553) - you deserved it (2822)

On 09/24/2011 at 7:01pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, while at work, after reading more than 100 FMLs and moderating more than 500, I decided to write one of my own with the help of my boss, who had been standing next to me for over an hour. "How about being fired?" FML

Today, I realized that the place that my brothers and I would find soggy balloons and blow them up when we were younger is where the prostitutes take their clients. We were blowing up used condoms for a good part of our childhood. FML

#17727595
398 comments

I agree, your life sucks (90790) - you deserved it (14239)

On 09/12/2011 at 12:15pm - intimacy - by IbetIgotAIDS (man) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I joined my school's film-making club so I could get an opportunity to act in the club president's screenplays. It turns out her idea of a tragedy is a creepy, sci-fi version of Romeo and Juliet, with elves, starring her as the perfect Mary Sue style lead character. I can't get out of this. FML

#17647973
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21130) - you deserved it (4806)

On 09/02/2011 at 9:59pm - misc - by Actor (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I had to say "Put away your burrito," "that ruler is not a light saber," and "stop making dog noises" all in the same sentence at work. I teach Advanced Placement Calculus to high school seniors. FML

#17526799
262 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33380) - you deserved it (4967)

On 08/20/2011 at 3:42am - work - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I got dumped by my boyfriend because he is tired of everyone giving him shit about my ginger hair. FML

#17517733
314 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42263) - you deserved it (6430)

On 08/19/2011 at 6:38am - love - by ginger (woman) - New Zealand (Auckland)



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