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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 11 posted

About ThriceWritten : I'm a writer and a college student. Just here for fun. Nothing special.

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Today, I accidentally adopted a dolphin for $125. FML

#19566058
230 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10747) - you deserved it (26818)

On 05/02/2012 at 10:39pm - money - by Optimus_Prime97 - United States

Today, I had to explain to a customer how our hotel charged his card even though he has never stayed with us. Apparently his wife is a regular customer. I can't help but feel like a home-wrecker. FML

#19541511
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31521) - you deserved it (1929)

On 04/28/2012 at 9:57am - misc - by Steve - Canada (Ontario)

Today, after several years of having her help me out by doing household chores, I bought my fifteen-year-old daughter a new pair of jeans. Her reaction was to squeal, "Master has presented Dobby with clothes. Dobby is free!" FML

#19463606
581 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13036) - you deserved it (53993) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 04/13/2012 at 10:06pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - France

Today, I took my girlfriend out for a fancy dinner to celebrate our anniversary. When the waitress came, we instantly recognized each other. She was the girl I'd had a one night stand with a few weeks before. FML

#19066381
432 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9353) - you deserved it (113792)

On 02/13/2012 at 4:49pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - Canada

Today, I was getting intimate with my girlfriend. It was going well until she started talking dirty, saying stuff like, "You like my tushy, baby?" "I want to fellate you so bad," and "You'll need some ice after this one." My boner practically retracted into my body. FML

#18954927
264 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30752) - you deserved it (4961)

On 01/30/2012 at 7:25pm - intimacy - by ugh (man) - United States

Today, my girlfriend hummed the Jeopardy theme while I was trying to undo her bra. FML

#18813229
220 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29034) - you deserved it (23163)

On 01/15/2012 at 7:52am - intimacy - by joeshmoe - United States (Washington)

Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend why having sex with him was like trying to pick up an overcooked noodle with an empty Pringles can. FML

#18772275
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13512) - you deserved it (31948)

On 01/11/2012 at 12:42am - intimacy - by bunnyluver4545 - United States (Texas)

Today, I saw my dad sitting in the car alone, blaring classical music, blowing up beach balls. FML

#18583551
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20873) - you deserved it (3601)

On 12/22/2011 at 9:58pm - misc - by bellerz14 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me love is like a drug. I started tearing up because this is the most romantic he has been in a while. He then went on to break up with me, telling me that my "prescription is up". FML

#18577154
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30511) - you deserved it (3162)

On 12/22/2011 at 3:09am - love - by Jean - United Kingdom (Surrey)

Today, my dad came to pick me up early for the Christmas break. He walked in on me cleaning all 19 of my sex toys. That's more than one sex toy per year that I've lived. I now have to face a 7-hour drive from Montreal to Toronto with him. FML

#18540985
303 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15117) - you deserved it (38903)

On 12/18/2011 at 12:18am - intimacy - by Une Fille (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I drank a fifth of vodka before I took my political science final. My professor later called me to tell me that I had written "Obama is a beautiful chocolate man" to every essay question. FML

#18465913
0 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10974) - you deserved it (87244)

On 12/09/2011 at 1:11am - misc - by blondie101 - United States

Today, my boyfriend informed me that the mother of his children, from whom he is not divorced yet, is moving back into his house because she broke up with her boyfriend and has nowhere to go. FML

#18459025
163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25120) - you deserved it (7552)

On 12/08/2011 at 6:55am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Georgia)

Today, my boyfriend decided that vaginal, oral, and anal sex are starting to get boring. Let's just say that my armpit is now drenched in lube. I'm afraid of what he's going to want to try once he gets bored of this. FML

#18370889
267 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37911) - you deserved it (9331)

On 11/27/2011 at 10:03pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I had a dream that I was trying to pop a balloon. Nothing I did was working, so I put it between my knees and tried to pop it that way. Immediately, I woke up to the sound of frantic hissing and meowing. As it turns out, I was trying to pop the cat. FML

#18312960
155 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34211) - you deserved it (6017)

On 11/21/2011 at 11:46pm - animals - by furryballoon (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I got my braces off. I also got my tongue pierced. Both by my orthodontist. FML

#18273711
157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35862) - you deserved it (3005)

On 11/17/2011 at 4:27pm - health - by OUCH. - United States



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