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by Anonymous / 08/28/2013 at 5:29pm / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous
by still together / 08/28/2013 at 1:47pm / United States (New Jersey) / Love
by me / 08/21/2013 at 7:45pm / Ireland (Dublin) / Love
by anonymous / 08/19/2013 at 1:41am / United States (Colorado) / Miscellaneous
Today, after an argument with my wife, I stormed out of our bedroom through the sliding doors to the balcony. Only there was no balcony, because it still hasn't been replaced yet. I'm now laid-up in hospital. FML
by Anonymous / 08/18/2013 at 4:13pm / Germany (Rheinland-Pfalz) / Health
Today, my mom came into my room to give me a goodbye kiss. Due to the routine of my girlfriend doing the exact same thing in the exact same spot, I held the kiss way longer than what a mother/son kiss should last. My mom actually had to tell me to "let go". FML
by deadman / 08/15/2013 at 9:06pm / Canada (Alberta) / Miscellaneous
by ANON / 08/13/2013 at 7:53pm / United States (California) / Intimacy
Today, my 26-year-old boyfriend came to my apartment to spend the night for the first time. He brought a "blankie" that he insisted was the only thing that could help him sleep. That "blankie" was his ex-girlfriend's silk nightgown. FML
by iwearsilkgownstoeatwaffles / 08/12/2013 at 10:30am / United States (Texas) / Love
by Anonymous / 08/03/2013 at 11:29pm / United States (Delaware) / Love
by tigger2013 / 08/03/2013 at 12:01am / Australia (Victoria) / Intimacy
by PrettyScared / 07/29/2013 at 11:07am / United States (North Carolina) / Miscellaneous
Today, my phone went off, reminding me to take my birth control. Instead of vibrating as per usual, it rang. The ringtone had been changed to my boyfriend singing "It's birth control time, birth control time, take your pill, or I'll say it ain't mine." I was sitting in a quiet waiting room. FML
by turning red / 07/26/2013 at 9:14pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by coldstar / 07/18/2013 at 5:06am / United Kingdom (London, City of) / Animals
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me at his parents' house. I was overjoyed. His mom hugged me with tears in her eyes. His father, who never really spoke before, hugged me a few hours later when we were alone, his hands traveling to my ass and whispering, "I can change your mind." FML
by ilivehere / 07/17/2013 at 10:20am / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous
by anonymous / 07/17/2013 at 12:48am / United States (Texas) / Animals
- 1Today, my neighbor's 4-year-old daughter came up to me and asked if she could have my dog. When I… 2Today, after working for Uber for a few weeks I realized that my driver rating was dropping. After… 3Today, I received a phone call, angry at me for not calling my dad on Father's Day. When I told her…