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ThriceWritten
  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 15 September 1995 (19 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 2463
  • Number of comments : 17
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 17 posted

About ThriceWritten : I'm a writer and a college student. Just here for fun. Nothing special.

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yastarday I got a 31% on a Chinasa tast at school. I movd ara to Naw Jarsay from China two months ago. FML

#161990
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55998) - you deserved it (17664)

On 02/28/2009 at 3:57pm - misc - by Noname - United States (New Jersey)

TODAY, I WOKE UP NEXT TO MA GIRLFRIEND. WEN SE ASKED ME TO PICK UP ER TONG FROM BIEND MA BED I REALIZED TERE WERE TWO. I DIDN'T PICK UP ERS. FML

#18252
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14307) - you deserved it (154475)

On 02/09/2009 at 7:41pm - misc - by Dulieu (man) - United States (Rhode Island)

Today, I Turnd On My Camera To Find Pictures Of My Dad's Secretary Giving Him A Blowjob. Minutes Later, I Hear A Scream From Another Room As My 12-year-old Sister Discovers Similar Pictures On HER Camera. Mom An Dad Say It's No Big Deal. FML

TODAY, I SPENT $400 AT THE STRIPCLUB AND GOT 4 PHONE NUMBERS. I AS WALKED OUT OF THE CLUB, I NOTICED IT WAS TRANS-NIGHT. MEGA FML

#5857
53 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8830) - you deserved it (45091)

On 02/02/2009 at 11:42pm - money - by bluntedone (man) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I woke up with the worst hangover of my life !! My best friend comes over and inform me that I had sex looool with my grlfriend's two best friend last night !! Awesome! Then I realizd her best friend are guys !! FML

#4044
71 comments

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On 01/31/2009 at 9:43am - intimacy - by Ah hell - United States (Ohio)

Today, I realized I spend way too muc time on te computer. I grabbed te menu at te restaurant, glanced at te page, an tried to do CTRL+F to fine seafood. Geek coming troug! FML

#1196
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6921) - you deserved it (24380)

On 01/15/2009 at 6:14am - love - by Hth - United States (Delaware)

Today mah boyfriend told me in a very natural way that mah mother is better at sex than me. FML

#452
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (71736) - you deserved it (3964)

On 12/05/2008 at 3:12am - intimacy - by Mak1 - Belgium (Brabant)

Today... I spent the night in hospital. As soon as I was alone... I writhd and twistd in all drection in mah attempt to pee in a bottle left precisely 4 that purpose. It was at that moment that the doctor... a good-looking guy... cummd in. My legs were spread wide and I was right in the middle of doing mah business. FML

#338
42 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28836) - you deserved it (2863)

On 11/19/2008 at 12:59am - health - by la poisse - Sent from mobile version

Today , I just woke up next to the most unpopular grl in school. Damn Vodka. FML

#228
235 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19008) - you deserved it (136840)

On 11/06/2008 at 4:43am - intimacy - by Ben-Ben - Sent from mobile version

yesterday I was in a nightclub with mah grlfriend when a beautiful woman looked at me in the most provocative way. I didn't want to upset mah grlfriend so I escaped to the bar. When I came back I saw the same grl making out with mah grlfriend. Maybe I wasn't the one she was looking at. mega FML

#202
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55654) - you deserved it (8300)

On 11/03/2008 at 11:16pm - love - by clubber - Switzerland (Fribourg)



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