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by Noname / 02/28/2009 at 3:57pm / United States (New Jersey) / Miscellaneous
by Dulieu / 02/09/2009 at 7:41pm / United States (Rhode Island) / Love
Today, I turned on my camera to find pictures of my dad's secretary giving him a blowjob. Minutes later, I hear a scream from another room as my 12-year-old sister discovers similar pictures on HER camera. Mom and dad say it's no big deal. FML
by rexob / 02/04/2009 at 10:51am / United States (California) / Intimacy
by bluntedone / 02/02/2009 at 11:42pm / United States (Arizona) / Money
Today, I woke up with the worst hangover of my life. My best friend comes over and informs me that I had sex with my girlfriend's two best friends last night. Awesome! Then I realized her best friends are guys. FML
by Ah hell / 01/31/2009 at 9:43am / United States (Ohio) / Intimacy
by Hth / 01/15/2009 at 6:14am / United States (Delaware) / Love
by Mak1 / 12/05/2008 at 3:12am / Belgium (Brabant) / Intimacy
Today, I spent the night in hospital. As soon as I was alone, I writhed and twisted in all directions in my attempts to pee in a bottle left precisely for that purpose. It was at that moment that the doctor, a good-looking guy, came in. My legs were spread wide and I was right in the middle of doing my business. FML
Today, I was in a nightclub with my girlfriend when a beautiful woman looked at me in the most provocative way. I didn't want to upset my girlfriend, so I escaped to the bar. When I came back, I saw the same girl making out with my girlfriend. Maybe I wasn't the one she was looking at. FML
by clubber / 11/03/2008 at 11:16pm / Switzerland (Fribourg) / Love
- Today, I met the man of my dreams. Hot, funny, smart, sensitive, he guesses at what I need before I… Today, my live in boyfriend has been giving me the silent treatment for the last three days because… Today, I play softball and we use eye black because it helps block out the glare. I sat down at my…
- Today, I was talking with my slightly skinflint girlfriend, who just moved in with me. “I think you… Today, I couldn't get into my car. I got mad at the lock, and my key broken inside it. It wasn't my… Today, I’m teaching French in a university in India. One of the students asked me if Paris was the…