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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 10 February 1987 (27 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 294
  • Number of comments : 34
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 9 posted

About Threnody666 : Misplaced Texas girl, Gamer, Metal head, tattoo lover, Star Wars junkie
I'm a full time student and come on here when I need a good laugh, which seems to be very often. I'm not very witty, but I do have a great sense of humor.

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Today, my girlfriend was sitting on my lap at a birthday party. She thought it would be funny to fart. I came instantly. FML


I agree, your life sucks (59504) - you deserved it (20995)

On 07/15/2013 at 9:42pm - intimacy - by needsnewshorts (man) - United States (California)

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