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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 28 August 1999 (16 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 307
  • Number of comments : 6
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

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Today, my boyfriend and I were about to make love for the first time. The moment my bra came off, he started hyperventilating to the point of blacking out. So much for that. FML


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Today, being the class nerd hasn't stopped me from being naive: none of my so-called friends has talked to me since the last day of exams. FML

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