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Thorteris

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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 28 August 1999 (15 years)
  • <3 status : Not so sure
  • Number of visits : 45
  • Number of comments : 5
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, my boyfriend and I were about to make love for the first time. The moment my bra came off, he started hyperventilating to the point of blacking out. So much for that. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (46744) - you deserved it (4468)

On 07/13/2014 at 4:00pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Spain (Catalonia)

Today, being the class nerd hasn't stopped me from being naive: none of my so-called friends has talked to me since the last day of exams. FML



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