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by malaak2 / 07/03/2014 at 5:28pm / United Arab Emirates (Abu Dhabi) / Work
Today, my friends and I were playing truth or dare game. It was late and we were drunk, so they dared me to run naked into my neighbor's yard while yelling, "Help! The pixies took my penis!" I ran screaming right into their big family reunion. FML
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