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Today, I suggested that my mother download Skype so we could video chat while I'm studying in London over the summer. After I had explained how it worked and that it was free, she said "Well...you'll only be gone for a few months. It's not really worth it." FML
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On 03/22/2009 at 1:45am - kids - by unlovedd (woman) - United States (Michigan)
Today, I was at lunch with my grandpa and my sister. My grandpa looks over at my sister and says, "Wow. You're so beautiful." Right after, he turns to me and says, "And you have a nice coat." FML
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On 03/21/2009 at 8:34pm - misc - by al0406 (woman) - United States (New York)
Today, I was on a cruise and fell asleep next to the pool. I had an intense dream that I had fallen off into the ocean. I rolled off my sun chair into the water and woke up screaming uncontrollably, I thought I was in the ocean. I was in the kiddy pool. FML
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On 03/21/2009 at 8:06pm - misc - by nick (man) - United States (Massachusetts)
Today, I was setting up my laptop's fingerprint scanner. It worked, but in the name of science, I decided to put my penis on it to see if it could recognize it. When I was trying to login via my penis print, my mom walked in. FML
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On 03/20/2009 at 9:19pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)
Today, I went skinny-dipping with my best friend. We were on the beach and it was fairly crowded but we got in the water at this really secluded area. While we were swimming I looked up to see a homeless man wearing my clothes, walking away. FML
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On 03/20/2009 at 7:35pm - misc - by cjj325 (woman) - United States (Illinois)
Today, my older brother and some of his cute friends came over. When we got inside my mom yells to me "I got you some bigger tampons because you leaked all over your new underwear." They all started laughing. FML
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On 03/20/2009 at 5:16pm - misc - by megan228 (woman) - United States (North Carolina)
Today, I was walking my husky when she saw a cat and bolted toward it. I couldn't let go of the leash because my hand was tangled up. Forced to run along, I ran into a parked van at full sprint. I lost my dog, broke two ribs and have to pay for the dent in the van. FML
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On 03/20/2009 at 11:08am - animals - by frame (man) - Canada (New Brunswick)
Today, I was running to my car, slipped, and slammed my head on the car door. I started driving to the hospital because it was bleeding profusely and I was dizzy, I called my mom to tell her what had happened. She said I was grounded for "goofing off" and that she was "sick of my shit". FML
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On 03/20/2009 at 2:11am - misc - by itsgotime (woman) - United States (Kansas)
Today, after sex with my girlfriend, I thought it would be sexy to wear her underwear until we saw each other again. I found a pair in her bathroom, but they definitely weren't her sexy ones. Her mom walked in on me to collect the laundry and screeched "What are you doing with my panties!" FML
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On 03/20/2009 at 1:37am - intimacy - by HughGorgy (man) - Canada (British Columbia)
Today, my girlfriend was driving me to her house against my will when I said, "Sometimes it's annoying that you always decide where we go because you drive." She replied, "Yeah, I wish I could be more of the girl in this relationship." FML
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On 03/20/2009 at 1:08am - misc - by lukey_G (man) - United States (California)
Today, driving some friends back from a party I said, "Did everyone see Lisa totally hanging off of Pat tonight?! It was hilarious!!". There was a long silence, then one of my friends said "...you know Lisa is in the car, right?" FML
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On 03/19/2009 at 11:41pm - misc - by StephD (woman) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, at 4:00 a.m., I woke up and realized that I had left an expensive gift certificate for a friend in the garbage. Since it was garbage day I ran out to the curb in the rain in my pajamas and rifled through all three bags of garbage. Twice. I found the gift certificate. It was in my pocket. FML
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On 03/19/2009 at 4:47pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, we were hanging around the pool with a couple of friends and a crush of mine. Thinking I would be able to impress her with a well performed dive of the diving board, I go up and attempt my best dive. I slip just as I jump and hit my head on the board. I had to be saved by the lifeguard. FML
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On 03/19/2009 at 11:47am - love - by Fish (man) - United Arab Emirates (Dubai)
Today, I saw a video in class about women aged 65+ and their sex lives. An elderly, blind woman was having sex at her senior's home. I don't know what's worse, watching an hour-long documentary on this, or the fact that these women are having way more sex than I am. FML
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On 03/19/2009 at 1:46am - intimacy - by notenoughsex (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)
Today, I got a phone call, and the person on the other line started speaking French. I assumed it was my friend since we usually speak French with each other, so I said in French "What do you want, asshole?". It wasn't my friend. It was a representative for the exchange program I'm applying for. FML
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On 03/19/2009 at 1:17am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)
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