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Today, I was carrying my four-month-old son in a checkout line. An older couple behind us remarked that I would spoil my son if I carried him everywhere. My son responded by projectile vomiting all over the wife, then looked at me and giggled. FML

Today, I came home early, only to hear a mad scramble in the living room. I found my now ex-girlfriend and best friend in there, sweaty and in their underwear. The idiot actually had the balls to claim he was teaching her how to do push-ups. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (55747) - you deserved it (4144)

On 07/16/2014 at 4:09pm - love - by betrayed (man) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I failed my driving test. I rammed into the parallel parking poles, ran a stop sign, and stopped at a cross intersection. My instructor called me an idiot. FML

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On 03/27/2012 at 10:38pm - misc - by Brittany (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I went to the grocery store where this really cute guy works. I swiped my card but the machine wouldn't read it. I swiped it quickly some more before getting frustrated and saying, "Your stupid machine doesn't work!" He took the card and turned it around. His face said it all. FML

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On 12/13/2009 at 8:27pm - misc - by MissSmarts (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend and I took a late night drive, and after a while he stopped at a gas station and asked if I wanted anything I replied "guess". He came out and gave me a box of tampons. Apparently I've been bitchy. FML

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On 06/22/2009 at 3:47am - misc - by tamp (woman) - United States (Montana)

Today, I found my car completely vandalized when I came home from work. A paper on the seat read "That's for what you did to Hannah you fuck". Hannah? FML

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On 01/15/2009 at 6:32pm - love - by Camm. - United States (New York)



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