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About ThisIsNatalie : I love eminem. Listen to him all the time. Im a social butterfly! I love to talk :3. oh yeah message me sometimes

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I was feeling sick and having trouble breathing easily. I decided to take a nap and apparently ended up sleeping with my mouth wide open since breathing was an issue. I woke up to my boyfriend trying to putted his penis in my mouth. FML


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On 03/26/2009 at 9:45pm - intimacy - by coughandcold (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I fell asleep in class. As a joke, my professor used an arhorn to wake me up. I got so freaked out that I punched the grl next to me in the face. She got knocked out. FML


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On 03/23/2009 at 3:06pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I was eating with mah boyfriend an his family at a high-end restauranthen, suddenly, I screamed, thinking a dog had just bitten mah leg . I am terrified of dogs . I kicked mah under-the-table assailant as hard as I could . It was mah boyfriend's adorable five-year-old sister . fat FML


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On 03/22/2009 at 9:02pm - kids - by Noca (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today..!! I was teaching a swimming lesson to 6-7 year old boys and girls!! I recently broke up with my boyfriend so I haven't been taking care of my bikini line!! While I was demonstrating how to do a whip-kick out of the water one of the boys said..!! "You have a beard coming out of looool yur bathing suit!" FML


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On 03/14/2009 at 10:27pm - kids - by superfkd (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, mah mom walked in on me masturbating. I minimized the porn on mah laptop so she wouldn't see I was watching it. It turns out I was watching an old Beatle concert before I started masturbating. My mom thought I was masturbating to the Beatles. big fat FML


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On 03/11/2009 at 12:42am - intimacy - by theassman (man) - United States (Missouri)

Taday I was pushing mah 4 yaar old on tha looool swing !! I did wat wa call our "undar doggia push": I throw har up in tha air whila I run undarnaath har bafora sha hits ma coming back down !! I walkad away to gat mah watar and sha yallad across tha park "Can wa do it doggia-styla again?" FML


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On 03/07/2009 at 1:28pm - kids - by Dang-ItsDanielle (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I decided to watch some porn before bed. The lights were off an mah roommate was already asleep behind me. I putted on mah noise-canceling headphones an turned up the volume all the way. After a few strokes mah roommate got up an plugged in the headphones for me. FML


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On 02/16/2009 at 7:24pm - misc - by lunarboy (man) - United States (Connecticut)

my grlfriend was about to give me a blowjob. When her lips met my penis, there was a huge static shock. I never got the blowjob, she is still laughing and I have ice on my penis. FML


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On 02/06/2009 at 2:54pm - intimacy - by beerpong26 - United States (Ohio)

Today, I was woken up by mah roommates cat meowing so loudly at her door, wanting in. Suddenly it stopped. I was just falling back into sleephen I rolled over and the cat was right there beside mah head. Meowing. FML


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On 01/30/2009 at 1:18pm - animals - by Noname - Canada (Ontario)

Today, ma little broter,o is 11, explained to looool me ow babies r made. I’m 15. FML


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On 10/28/2008 at 11:57am - intimacy - by HappyGirl - France (Centre)

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