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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 4 December 1996 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About ThisIsKitt3n : I can type really fast on my keyboard and my parents complain that they're wasting money on my phone bill

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Today, I went to the doctor, only to find out I can no longer eat chocolate, my favorite food. When I got home, my boyfriend took the chocolate cake I'd been eating from the fridge, sat down in front of me, and ate the whole thing without breaking eye contact. FML


I agree, your life sucks (55436) - you deserved it (6937)

On 01/12/2014 at 8:00pm - health - by foreveralone - United States (Illinois)

Today, my 4-year-old daughter figured out how to set a parental code lock on our television so we can't watch football because it scares her when we scream. She won't tell us no matter what we bribe her with. FML


I agree, your life sucks (48478) - you deserved it (25751)

On 12/30/2013 at 7:10am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my boyfriend told me that we need to talk. I think he dumped me, but I'm not sure, because he muttered it in Russian and quickly left. FML


I agree, your life sucks (43679) - you deserved it (3524)

On 12/29/2013 at 5:58pm - love - by RustyRuski (woman) - United States (South Carolina)

Today, I found out that my brother is adamant that if he records silence, then listens to said silence at full volume, it'll improve the headphones' noise-blocking abilities. I live with a complete idiot. FML

Today, after holing myself up in my room for the day, I eventually turned my phone back on and told my girlfriend that my grandma passed away today. She replied, "Ask me if I fucking care," then accused me of not caring about our relationship because I went offline all day. FML


I agree, your life sucks (50840) - you deserved it (4712)

On 10/13/2013 at 12:20pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Alabama)

Today, my identical twin sister's boyfriend walked over to me, and whispered in my ear, "I know what you look like naked." FML


I agree, your life sucks (45572) - you deserved it (4266)

On 06/12/2012 at 2:28pm - misc - by creeped out - United States (New York)

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