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Today, I took my child to the park. Having been there an hour, another mum came up to me and we started talking. She then told me that one kid had been harassing her children, pointing to my child. When she asked which one was mine I pointed to a random kid. It was hers. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (12223) - you deserved it (32641)

On 12/23/2012 at 10:02am - kids - by Anonymous - Australia

Today, while working at Subway, a man ordered a sub with avocado. When I told him it was no longer available, he screamed, spit in my face and ran out, pushing over an innocent bystander in the process. FML

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On 07/16/2011 at 10:46pm - work - by sandwichmaker - United States (Illinois)

Today, at work, I accidentally walked into a meeting at which the whole company was there but me. The meeting was about how they could legally fire me while paying as little severance as possible. I'm the CEO and the founder of the company. FML

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On 11/13/2010 at 9:43am - work - by everythingWASperfect - Canada (Ontario)



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