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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 19 May 1992 (23 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 255
  • Number of comments : 7
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About TheyCallMePB : I'm just your average Joe. Except my name isn't Joe, and I'm not average. Music is one of the reasons I wake up in the morning. I like Three Doors Down, Michael Jackson, and Imagine Dragons. FML just makes my day better. Wouldn't you agree?

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Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.


You’ve now voted that they totally deserved it more than 100 times.

I agree, their lives suck

200 votes confirming that their life is crap. It’s what the website is all about.

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