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TheyCallMeNijia
  • Town/Country : Washington , DC, USA
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 1 June 1999 (14 years)
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Today, I was watching a movie with my boyfriend and his parents. It got to an intense sex scene. I felt grateful when I saw his father reaching for the remote to fastforward past the scene. He put it into slowmotion. We watched in silence for about 3 minutes before he managed to fix it. FML

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On 03/11/2009 at 8:20pm - intimacy - by uncomfortable (woman) - Canada (Nova Scotia)



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