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Thenextguyover
  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 23 January 1996 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 2350
  • Number of comments : 171
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 8 posted

About Thenextguyover : I play guitar and I'm a twin. I'm accident prone and have many stories that go along with it.

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Fucked!<b>MrsHaxxo</b> - the 05/18/2015 at 5:35pm<b>LaceyRenea753</b> - the 04/08/2015 at 7:18am<b>sunnyskys</b> - the 04/01/2015 at 6:42pm<b>vikky538</b> - the 03/29/2015 at 4:16pm<b>Zigstyle308</b> - the 03/29/2015 at 8:47am<b>BellaRoseeee</b> - the 03/29/2015 at 8:14am<b>sarahyep</b> - the 03/29/2015 at 8:00am<b>jmcgee17</b> - the 03/29/2015 at 7:50am<b>lucyisbae</b> - the 03/29/2015 at 4:42am<b>sarah5745</b> - the 03/29/2015 at 1:24am<b>ksks1234</b> - the 02/27/2015 at 4:13pm<b>patrickalamo</b> - the 02/06/2015 at 5:29am<b>buckdharma</b> - the 02/03/2015 at 3:03am<b>Emi1y</b> - the 02/02/2015 at 9:45am<b>BBlah</b> - the 02/01/2015 at 5:02pm<b>w0o0a</b> - the 12/08/2014 at 7:15am<b>_spacekid</b> - the 09/06/2014 at 7:36pm

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Thenextguyover's favorite FMLs

Today, I finally hooked up with the guy that I have been in love with forever. If there is such a thing as soul mates, this guy is it. He's my best friend in the whole world. It was the worst sex I have ever had. FML

#20620111
191 comments

I agree, your life sucks (64234) - you deserved it (13447)

On 04/25/2013 at 1:33am - intimacy - by Live Sweet -

Today, I answered a call at work from a very irate gentleman. After being shouted and sworn at profusely, I ended the call in a slightly less than civil manner. Turns out that guy is one of our company's biggest clients. FML

#20615900
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28157) - you deserved it (40141)

On 04/23/2013 at 2:25pm - work - by hatemyjob (man) - United Kingdom (Essex)

Today, I walked in on my brother giving his best friend a hand-job. I can't unsee this. FML

Today, my mum asked me, "Shouldn't you be cleaning your room?" On impulse, I replied, "Shouldn't you be in the kitchen?" I've never been hit so hard in my life. FML

#20612550
272 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32861) - you deserved it (112920)

On 04/22/2013 at 3:19am - misc - by Anon - Singapore

Today, I had to convince my husband that I'm not having an affair all because I refused to have sex with him. Apparently the fact that I gave birth to our twins 10 days ago isn't a good enough reason to turn him down. FML

#20609608
169 comments

I agree, your life sucks (77888) - you deserved it (7085)

On 04/21/2013 at 6:20am - intimacy - by loving wife - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I can no longer leave my son at daycare, because at the age of 5, he's started manipulating the girls there into fighting over him. A kid lost a baby tooth in one such brawl. FML

#20607466
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51362) - you deserved it (6663)

On 04/20/2013 at 12:34pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - Thailand

Today, I met my new girlfriend at her house for the very first time. And her 17 cats, whose names all begin with the letter "K", because they're all "kewl kats." FML

#20601896
180 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53607) - you deserved it (8667)

On 04/18/2013 at 10:37am - love - by obnum - United States

Today, for the fifth time since my parents got divorced, my father has decided he doesn't want to pick me up for his weekend because I'm "too responsible to have fun with." FML

#20596320
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41503) - you deserved it (5744)

On 04/16/2013 at 12:17pm - misc - by ouch - United States (Tennessee)

Today, my husband of 6 years said in a grave voice that he had some important news for me. Jokingly, I said, "Why, did you get that cute colleague of yours pregnant?" He did. FML

#20593773
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (69142) - you deserved it (6164)

On 04/15/2013 at 2:36pm - love - by wow (woman) - Russian Federation (Saint Petersburg City)

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He wants us to stay friends, though, so he can continue to use my coffee maker. FML

#20593450
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44709) - you deserved it (4426)

On 04/15/2013 at 12:02pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Norway (Sor-Trondelag)

Today, I went over to my boyfriend's house. After asking him what was wrong due to his weird attitude, he responded with, "This isn't working; I'm in love with my sister." FML

#20592364
181 comments

I agree, your life sucks (66197) - you deserved it (4047)

On 04/14/2013 at 11:45pm - love - by lonely (woman) - United States

Today, I baked my friend a cake for his 21st birthday. When I arrived at his house, his girlfriend, who hadn't made him anything, screamed at me for "making her look bad." She then took the cake, banned me from the party, and kicked me out. FML

Today, I found out that my girlfriend chooses extra shifts at work over hanging out with me. Every time. She doesn't even like her job. FML

#20591828
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39843) - you deserved it (5720)

On 04/14/2013 at 10:11pm - love - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I borrowed my 23-year-old son's laptop. The sticky keyboard gave me a good idea of his browsing history. FML

#20591599
159 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43192) - you deserved it (13271) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 04/14/2013 at 7:18pm - misc - by NiquetChrome (woman) - France

Today, I was taking a walk, when an elderly lady in a motorized wheelchair slammed into me from behind. There was plenty of room to pass by, but noooo, trying to run me down like a dog, then giving me the finger and yelling "Watch where you're walking!" is so damn preferable. FML

#20591068
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42598) - you deserved it (3922)

On 04/14/2013 at 6:20pm - health - by danman (man) - United States



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