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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 21 May 1993 (22 years)
  • <3 status : Single
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Today, I had to explain to half of my class that yes, my birthday is on the same day as Hitler's, but no, it does not make me a Nazi. FML


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On 12/05/2013 at 12:14am - misc - by happy birthday to me (woman) - United States

Today, I chipped a tooth trying to solve a Rubik's Cube. FML


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On 11/25/2011 at 1:27am - health - by yollew - United States (Oregon)

Today, I was at the book store when a book caught my eye: Overcoming Anxiety For Dummies. I wanted to look through the book but I was too nervous to pick it up, thinking everyone in the store would look at me. FML


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On 09/08/2011 at 8:01pm - health - by Mack - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was having an affair with a girl from my work. She scratched my back while we were doing it and I didn't want my wife to find out so I threw myself down the stairs at work and ended up having to go to the hospital. FML


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On 05/20/2010 at 10:33pm - intimacy - by Chichensoup (man) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I was walking down the street when I heard a loud splashing noise to my right. I looked over only to see a woman not squatting but bending over, spreading her cheeks, peeing a horse-sized amount of pee. I can't un-see this. FML


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On 03/16/2010 at 9:34pm - misc - by disturbed (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

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