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About Theglc20 : A hey hey. The name is George ;D Im quite a curious fellow that enjoys books and electronics. The electronics part is stuff like building a computer and making uv lights. The reading part can range from listening to audiobooks to reading FML's, see what I did there? Linked it to the matter at hand. Perhaps I read a bit more than FML and audiobooks. You know... Like actual books
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I moderated this!
In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
Between your Facebook account and your FML account, things are no longer complicated: their relationship is official. We like this.
Today, my dad gave me the sex talk. After telling me all the stuff I already knew, he told me never to use Durex condoms. He said, "They break a lot. That's the only reason you're around today, really." then chuckled to himself. FML
Today, me and my boyfriend were having sex. As we were getting into it, his cat came into the room, sat, and stared us down with what looked like disapproving eyes. After 5 minutes had gone by, we stopped completely. A cat just cock blocked me. FML
Today, my plans for having sex with my girlfriend were thwarted for the sixth time in a row by my own mother. I found out later that she's been reading my texts so she knew when to drop by and ruin everything. FML
Tuesday 22 July 2014