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Today, my boyfriend and I went to the beach. I though he was being really sweet by putting sunscreen on my back as I layed on my stomach. I got home later, and felt that my back was sore. Then I saw the giant penis on my back that been burnt in. FML
by Brittanyy_leigh / 12/17/2009 at 2:57am / Australia (Queensland) / Work
by fmysexlife / 07/27/2009 at 1:06am / United States (New Hampshire) / Intimacy
Today, I was talking to my hot neighbor. We were in the driveway of her house, and I looked at her car and noticed a hideous dummy. It was fat and just ugly, but I didn't think much of it. I tried to make a joke and asked, "Where did you get that awful thing?" She said, "That's my daughter". FML
by brob56 / 04/22/2009 at 11:11pm / United States (Tennessee) / Love
Today, I was working at Old Navy. A girl came up to me and did a bizarre dance. Not knowing how to react, I imitated her to be friendly with the customer. Then she stopped cold. Her friend stormed up to me and yelled, "you jerk! Why are you mocking her? She has tourettes you know!" FML
by Ricky / 03/08/2009 at 8:00pm / Canada (Ontario) / Work
- Today, I was trying to turn my boyfriend on with dirty texts. When he said "I'm horny," I teasingly… Today, I went to the doctor for my yearly checkup. After getting my blood-pressure taken, my finger… Today, my boyfriend got upset that I wouldn't give him head. He was visiting me at the hospital. FML