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About ThebaneofTruTh : IDGAF bout my fml's but I do care about yours. ish

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Today, I found out that the pool boy has been stealing from me for over a year now. The latest things that he has taken are my laptop, the cash I hide in my closet and my wife. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (36736) - you deserved it (3740)

On 02/16/2012 at 11:26am - misc - by mypoolisstilldirty (man) - Australia

Today, I checked an old photosharing account. I got a new phone last year and didn't realize all the pictures I took with the new phone would still automatically upload to my account. Unknowingly, I posted naked pics of myself online. Not one of my friends told me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (13763) - you deserved it (51034)

On 07/19/2009 at 4:14pm - misc - by nudie (woman) - United States (Texas)



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