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  • Town/Country : Hazelwood, United States
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 16 August 1996 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 653
  • Number of comments : 33
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 14 posted

About Theater_Chef_3 : Just another teenager with some talent in cooking and performing arts and a love for music

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Today, as I kissed my husband after our wedding vows, my mother-in-law muttered "Slut." loudly from the front row. Everyone heard her, but kept smiling and pretended to be oblivious. FML


I agree, your life sucks (29815) - you deserved it (2042)

On 06/27/2015 at 2:56pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my younger sister stopped talking to me. I got engaged to my boyfriend of 4 years and apparently, she's been in love with him since she met him. Through me. She's 12. FML


I agree, your life sucks (36383) - you deserved it (2765)

On 03/23/2015 at 10:24am - love - by twelvie - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my boss at my new call center job said he'd gotten complaints about me. Apparently I sound "too black" and it's "upsetting" some of our customers. I don't know what that even means, but my boss said I need to "tone it down or we're gonna have some problems". FML


I agree, your life sucks (37790) - you deserved it (3586)

On 12/03/2014 at 4:21pm - work - by WTF - United States (Texas)

Today, after nearly a year of being stalked, harassed and even terrorized, the police finally found out who my stalker was. It was my 19-year-old son, who thought it would be a fun prank to pull. FML


I agree, your life sucks (50223) - you deserved it (5740)

On 06/23/2014 at 7:13pm - kids - by Anon (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I deliberately didn't tell my therapist half of what I was going through because I didn't want to depress her. FML


Today, my neighbor called the police for the seventh time because he's convinced I'm a vampire. He's also gotten in the habit of leaving garlic cloves in my yard. My parents come next week. FML


I agree, your life sucks (39781) - you deserved it (3052)

On 03/24/2014 at 9:52pm - misc - by Vampprobs - United States (Michigan)

Today, at work teaching a cooking class, one of the kids asked if they could use a knife to help me chop vegetables. I said no, because it was very sharp and only staff members are allowed to use them. Just as I said that, the knife sliced through the tip of my thumb. FML


I agree, your life sucks (41036) - you deserved it (11304)

On 01/28/2014 at 12:06pm - health - by just the tip, though - United States (Georgia)

Today, I came home from the army and explained to my family how tough it was there. Then, as I was walking away, I stubbed my toe on the couch, fell and cried. FML


I agree, your life sucks (45401) - you deserved it (15602)

On 01/23/2014 at 7:53am - misc - by MarBlu - United States

Today, my boyfriend took a day off from work because he felt "sick". I thought he might come see me since he hadn't come over in a while. Nope, he went to hang out with his ex instead. FML


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On 01/18/2014 at 4:09pm - love - by yes i meant ex-boyfriend (woman) - United Kingdom (Derby)

Today, my mom called to bestow upon me warm holiday pearls of wisdom: "I hope you aren't giving everyone your natural handmade eco-shit again. Gifts should be returnable. And have a price." FML

Today, a kid was ranting that "people these days are so rude" and that "things were much better in the '50s." Annoyed, I asked the delusional twat what was so great about the racial segregation, rampant sexism, homophobia, and all the rest back then. He responded by punching me. FML


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On 07/19/2013 at 4:36pm - health - by "people these days" (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I was at my nursing internship. After helping a patient get into bed, I began to walk out of the room when I heard him say to another nurse, "Now that was a king sized lady". To make things even better, she didn't understand him the first time and I got to hear him say it again. FML

Today, I was lectured by my mother for staying out until 2 am because I went to a gig last night. I was told I was irresponsible and made to feel ashamed. Not only do I live on my own and pay my bills, but I'm almost 30. This is a regular occurrence. FML

Today, while moving into my new place, I saw my new, elderly neighbor sitting on her porch. I cheerfully greeted her with, "Hello, how are you?" She simply rocked slowly in her chair and replied, "Just waiting to die." She was the most cheerful person I met all day. FML

Today, I noticed one of my neighbors has decided to place an old toilet in the middle of their front lawn. Another one has had a kitchen sink in their driveway for a year, and yet another has a sofa in their grass. These are the people who taunt me for just walking my cat outside on a leash. FML

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