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- 1Today, after two weeks of trying to convince my parents to go to my high school graduation. They… 2Today, my neighbor's 4-year-old daughter came up to me and asked if she could have my dog. When I… 3Today, my flatmate came home from a date with the same guy that I have been in love with since high…
- Today, I'm severely sunburned and can barely walk properly. My boyfriend keeps telling his friends… Today, I was walking out of my girlfriend's house with her when I saw her thong drying on the rack.… Today, my mom found a condom in my pocket while doing my laundry. Instead of having the subsequent…
- Today, it’s exam day in Sweden. Yesterday, I prepared three fountain pens and six cartridges. The… Today, I’m on vacation in Peru in the Amazonian forest. I woke up in the middle of the night to the… Today, I threw up when I got home because I'd been drinking with friends. My parents asked what was…