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Today, I attended the reading of my grandfather's last will and testament. My parents, as well as my brothers and sister, all inherited a nice sum of money. I got 69 cents, because "young Jack always was an immature little shit." FML


I agree, your life sucks (50037) - you deserved it (20556)

On 08/16/2013 at 6:21pm - money - by JacksWag4 (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I learnt that if you accidentally sit on a hamster, instead of dying, it bites your testicles. FML


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