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  • Birth Date : Wednesday 14 May 1997 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 4937
  • Number of comments : 523
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About The_Troller : ^ Back to my "classic" picture :D

-I have central heterochromia, meaning my eyes are multicolored
-I am 6 feet tall.
-My age = my shoe size.
-I enjoy playing airsoft and video games, mostly CoD and Minecraft. (MW3 k/d = 1.49 Black Ops k/d = 1.12)
-I like a lot of different types of rock and metal. (Music)
-I like almost all of the regular commenters (is that even a word?) on here.
-I enjoy trolling, but as long as you aren't a dick and have decent grammar I'll leave you alone
-In case you couldn't tell, Rise Against is my all time favorite band.
-I'm too lazy to finish this list right now.

I lost some faith in humanity when I saw these while moderating:

"Today, me and my friends went ding dong ditchin the first house we did three rednecks came out with a shootgun and chased us, the second houses we did was a police officer, he then called the cops and had us and the rednecks arrested"

"Today, I butthole fell apart FML"

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