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About The_Troller : ^ Back to my "classic" picture :D
-I have central heterochromia, meaning my eyes are multicolored
-I am 6 feet tall.
-My age = my shoe size.
-I enjoy playing airsoft and video games, mostly CoD and Minecraft. (MW3 k/d = 1.49 Black Ops k/d = 1.12)
-I like a lot of different types of rock and metal. (Music)
-I like almost all of the regular commenters (is that even a word?) on here.
-I enjoy trolling, but as long as you aren't a dick and have decent grammar I'll leave you alone
-In case you couldn't tell, Rise Against is my all time favorite band.
-I'm too lazy to finish this list right now.
I lost some faith in humanity when I saw these while moderating:
"Today, me and my friends went ding dong ditchin the first house we did three rednecks came out with a shootgun and chased us, the second houses we did was a police officer, he then called the cops and had us and the rednecks arrested"
"Today, I butthole fell apart FML"
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Today, a freshman set off the fire alarm in my dorm at 2 a.m. He tried to microwave Easy Mac without adding water. I had to stand outside for 45 minutes while the firemen moved the noodles to the sink and ran cold water over them. FML
Today, I went to the orthodontist. The lady took a break and went to use the restroom. Apparently she didn't bother to take her gloves off, and they smelled like straight up pee. She had her hands in my mouth for over an hour. FML
Today, I lost my job for taking an unauthorized vacation. I just got married and requested time off for the wedding and honeymoon months ago; it was approved then. They forgot, and then got angry because I didn't remind them. I did remind them, the day before I left. FML
Today, I had a dream that I was trying to pop a balloon. Nothing I did was working, so I put it between my knees and tried to pop it that way. Immediately, I woke up to the sound of frantic hissing and meowing. As it turns out, I was trying to pop the cat. FML
Today, my now ex-boyfriend called me over for an "important chat". This chat consisted of him not only insisting that we have sex whenever he feels like it, but demanding that I take birth control pills, because making him wear a condom is "sexist and degrading". FML
Thursday 10 April 2014