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  • Title : Mister
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  • Number of visits : 252
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About The_Pug : I didn't choose the Pug life, the Pug life chose me.

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Today, I was taking a dump in the bathroom. The lights turned off and I was too embarrassed to come out of the stall. The janitor walked in, turned the lights on and asked If anyone was there. I stayed quiet. He turned the lights back off and locked me in the bathroom. FML


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