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  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 356
  • Number of comments : 9
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 1 posted

About The_FN_Gunny : はじみまして. わたしわ カリール です. どおぞ よろしく?
I'm Khalil lol

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Today, I took my 13 year old fishing off the pier for dogfish. The only thing he caught was a piece of my ear. FML


I agree, your life sucks (40628) - you deserved it (4130)

On 11/10/2013 at 2:49am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I was wearing a letterman jacket that had my school name and "Okinawa Japan" on the back. A high school kid walks up to me and says, "I can't forgive you people for bombing Pearl Harbor." I'm black. FML


I agree, your life sucks (45041) - you deserved it (3955)

On 10/29/2013 at 6:31pm - misc - by The_FN_Gunny - United States (Tennessee)

Today, the tickets I bought for my favorite band's concert arrived in the mail. The concert was last night. FML


I agree, your life sucks (49033) - you deserved it (4419)

On 10/27/2013 at 12:11am - misc - by MsConfusedd (woman) - United States

Today, my bully made me cry once again. It's been going on for weeks. I don't know who to turn to; I can't say anything because I'd get into even more trouble. He even stole my Nintendo 3DS and won't give it back. My bully is my girlfriend's son. He's 10. FML


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On 10/02/2013 at 4:12am - kids - by PickedOnByDamien (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I started my new job. Only after I met my new boss did I realise I've met him before. He was at my friend's party last month, the only time in my life when I got so wasted that I danced on a table before puking on myself. He remembers me, too. FML


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On 09/18/2013 at 2:31pm - work - by Anoymous (woman) - Slovakia (Bratislava)

Today, a man walked into the bank I work at and asked what he would need in order to open an account. I had to look him in the eyes with a straight face, say, "Two pieces of identification," and ask him to put some pants on. FML


I agree, your life sucks (39471) - you deserved it (2858)

On 09/14/2013 at 11:04am - work - by Anonymous - Canada (Alberta)

Today, my boss was being a total asshole. While in the bathroom, he turned his back on me, so I gave him the finger, mouthed obscenities, and pantomimed stabbing him with a knife. He was looking in the mirror and saw everything. FML


I agree, your life sucks (9546) - you deserved it (62182)

On 11/23/2010 at 8:41am - work - by fired (man) - United States (Virginia)

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