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  • Birth Date : Monday 10 October 1994 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 989
  • Number of comments : 115
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About The_Creeper : Yes. I'm a gigolo. A damn sexy one too.

I have a face now. :O

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Today, in the middle of the night, I got up to go get some water. When I came back, I was going to flop onto my bed, but I faceplanted into my floor. I'd forgotten that I'd rearranged my room and moved my bed. FML


I agree, your life sucks (33287) - you deserved it (19109)

On 12/19/2012 at 12:07am - misc - by ayye_its_nikki - United States (Texas)

Today, a stuffed ferret was the latest addition to the list of weird items my colleagues have found in our rubbish tip, and that they put in my office. The list also includes explicit fetish porn playing cards, live ammo and dead pheasants, to name a few. I need a new job. FML


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On 03/05/2012 at 11:36am - work - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Gateshead)

Today, after suffering with bad constipation and having to eat special bread to get me to go, I have practically just pooped out a week's worth of food in 15 minutes, and I'm still going. I've passed the ring of fire stage, now I just can't feel my asshole. FML


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On 02/27/2012 at 10:55am - health - by awhmaaan - United Kingdom

Today, while I was peacefully sleeping, I felt a hand suddenly slap my forehead. Then fingers began to press against my mouth, then nose, then eyes. I finally woke up to my girlfriend laughing hysterically. She'd confused me with her clock-radio. FML


I agree, your life sucks (27334) - you deserved it (3403) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/15/2012 at 1:14pm - love - by Vitriol (man) - France

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