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The_Corrupter
  • Town/Country : The Ninth Circle, Hell
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 27 June 1993 (19 years)
  • Number of visits : 376
  • Number of comments : 16
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About The_Corrupter : Name: Lucifer, the Morning Star, Satan, the Devil, Beelzebub, the Serpent, the Deceiver, etc.
Occupation: High School Student and Corrupter of Minds
Religion View: Religiously Anti-religious
Political View: I would prefer a semi-democratic, semi-socialist government.
Interests: Philosophy, Videogames, TV, Books, Religion (I'm kind of a contradiction like that)

Beliefs:
1. People are Selfish (Psychological Egoism)
2. People are Stupid (I Dunno if There's a Name)
3. There is no God (Atheism)
4. There is no Right or Wrong (Amoralism)
5. Life has no Meaning (Existential Nihilism)

Quotes:

"Hell is other people." - Jean-Paul Sartre

"Philosophy is a battle against the bewitchment of our intelligence by means of language." - Ludwig Wittgenstein

"You must accept the truth from whatever source it comes." - Moses Maimonides

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Today, I lost my phone. I tried to call it using my husband's phone, but couldn't figure out which of the three Kates in the contact list was me. Turns out, two are co-workers and one is his aunt. I was listed under Satan. FML

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