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The_Cait
  • Town/Country : USA
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 1 June 1986 (27 years)
  • Number of visits : 58080
  • Number of comments : 106
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About The_Cait : 20 year old college graduate [graduated when I was 18]. Boring. Dorky. Casual comic book lover. Hockey fan. kgb_ Special Agent. None of this is an exaggeration...honestly, I have proof if you want it.

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Today, my girlfriend was giving me head while I was watching Star Trek and I accidentally called her Spock. FML

#279733
513 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48838) - you deserved it (300258)

On 03/12/2009 at 5:30am - intimacy - by Noname (man) - New Zealand (Canterbury)

Today, I was DJ'ing a wedding. The groom wanted a song played for his grandma and grandpa. I announce over the microphone for his grandparents to come to the dance floor for a special song. Turns out his grandparents have been dead for over a year and the song was supposed to be in dedication. FML

#116388
26 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46224) - you deserved it (8788)

On 02/23/2009 at 7:04pm - misc - by holladaddy (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I was in an online chatroom speaking to this girl that I really hit it off with. She then confided in me that she'd recently been dumped by her boyfriend and that he was a jerk. A little while later, we exchanged photos. It was my ex. FML

#321
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35883) - you deserved it (5611)

On 11/17/2008 at 6:27am - love - by Darkheaven - Sent from mobile version

Today, right after sex, my girlfriend apologized to the neighbor for the screaming. He thanked her for the entertainment. FML

#288
41 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38752) - you deserved it (8732)

On 11/12/2008 at 9:39am - intimacy - by AirOne - United States (New York)

Today, I was in a nightclub with my girlfriend when a beautiful woman looked at me in the most provocative way. I didn't want to upset my girlfriend, so I escaped to the bar. When I came back, I saw the same girl making out with my girlfriend. Maybe I wasn't the one she was looking at. FML

#202
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51731) - you deserved it (7763)

On 11/03/2008 at 11:16pm - love - by clubber - Switzerland (Fribourg)

Today, my ex-girlfriend told me that she can't live without me, but she has another boyfriend. FML

#171
36 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35719) - you deserved it (3362)

On 10/31/2008 at 3:11am - love - by steph - France (Rhone-Alpes)

Today, it appears that my girlfriend visited an internet web page called "How to confess to having an affair." FML

#80
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (64069) - you deserved it (3786)

On 10/27/2008 at 5:08am - love - by damnit - United States (Texas)

Today, after a party, I brought a girl to the flat I share with my 2 best friends. While we are doing it, she asks me "You're not afraid your friends could hear us?". The only answer that spontaneously came out of my mouth: "Don't worry, they're used to it". FML

#76
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15889) - you deserved it (78558)

On 10/27/2008 at 12:57am - intimacy - by Daemon - Sent from mobile version



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