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The_Big_Boss
  • Town/Country : Las Vegas
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Friday 10 December 1993 (19 years)
  • Number of visits : 258
  • Number of comments : 59
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Today, my boyfriend of 2 weeks said that he was going to cook me dinner. After waiting for the frozen pizza that he decided to make for me to be completely cooked, he said, "Oh I hate this part", reached into the oven with his bare hands and took out the pizza, all while screaming. He is 24. FML

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