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The_Big_Boss

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The_Big_Boss

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  • Town/Country : Las Vegas, Ecuador
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  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1183
  • Number of comments : 182
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About The_Big_Boss : If you really care, you'll message me and ask a question about me. Not going to post a ton of bullshit on my profile

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The_Big_Boss's favorite FMLs

Today, I'm moving from Arizona to Washington State with my 2 cats in my car. I've only just left and just learned that one cat gets carsick and the other stress farts. Only 956 more miles to go. FML

#20962468
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42077) - you deserved it (5719)

On 11/18/2013 at 6:47pm - animals - by Catcrap! - United States (California)

Today, I superglued the sole back into my shoe. Unfortunately, the glue didn't dry as quickly as it said it would on the bottle. The glue seeped through the sole and my foot got superglued to my shoe. FML

#20956277
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39083) - you deserved it (11157)

On 11/13/2013 at 12:51pm - misc - by footstuck - United States (North Carolina)

Today, while shopping for clothes, I asked the assistant to recommend something for me. She took me to the maternity section. Thanks, but I'm not pregnant. FML

#20956268
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37643) - you deserved it (6984)

On 11/13/2013 at 12:30pm - misc - by fml - United Kingdom (Surrey)

Today, my boyfriend won a diamond engagement ring through a citywide competition. Instead of proposing to me, he's selling it. FML

#20913492
223 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44960) - you deserved it (15223)

On 10/09/2013 at 3:03am - love - by arthise (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, I accidentally texted a picture of my cock to my dad. FML

#20907559
189 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25648) - you deserved it (77795)

On 10/04/2013 at 7:36pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, my boyfriend of 2 weeks said that he was going to cook me dinner. After waiting for the frozen pizza that he decided to make for me to be completely cooked, he said, "Oh I hate this part", reached into the oven with his bare hands and took out the pizza, all while screaming. He is 24. FML

#20584918
236 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50509) - you deserved it (10850)

On 04/11/2013 at 11:42am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States



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